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[philomel]

Coxcomb
Bernard Hill/Ian McKellen/Dominic Monaghan
PG-13
Summary: Tea time in Rohan is served with one lump of sugar and a pitcher-full of sassy.
Disclaimer: Lies, lies, lies, yeah.
Feedback: Love it! Will feed it with cookies.
Eek, mostly no beta. Thank you to soultoad for a bit of assistance. All errors (be it inappropriate usage of British slang or

Comments

[soultoad]

This one's funny! :)

See, I told you it sucked me right in.

No other meanning intended. *grins*

[philomel]

Thank you, Rosie! :)

Oh, no, there's no sub-context whatsoever. *shifty eyes* ;) Actually, I was really hoping it could be read as general in addition to/instead of slashfic. I can see it both ways.

[teawith]

Ooh, I liked this. Dom doesn't stand a chance with those two, does he? Hee. Brilliantly funny.

[philomel]

Aw, thank you very much! :) The combined power of Bernard and Ian is enough to challenge even Dom's cleverness. But I imagine he'd enjoy the honor of playing their fool. *grins*

[fitofpique]

Heee! Oh darling, this is just hilarious!

“So, you kinda, eh, you,” he stammered, then straightened his shoulders as they continued their appraisal. “Hmm. Now, what do you think I’d want with your rusted old sword,” he addressed Bernard. “And your gnarled old staff,” he addressed Ian.

Poor wee Dominic! He deserves 50 points for trying though :D

[philomel]

Thank you! :D

I'm sure Dom could join forces with Billy to plot a counter-attack of sorts... after they have a nice, rejuvenating shag, however. ;)

[philomel]

Thank you. :) I'm glad you felt Ian worked here, as I felt he was the most challenging among them to capture (the elegance and grace matched with that subtle mischievousness he seems to contain in RL).

[philomel]

That makes me ridiculously happy. *beams*

[elmathelas]

Awesome dialogue and killer last line.

[philomel]

:D Thank you!