How Future Historians Will Remember 2013

Dec 31, 2012 20:31

January

The new Archbishop of Canterbury starts his new job. Declaring himself to be a moderniser, but also a moderate, he announces that he will wear the dress but not the traditional holy lingerie ( Read more... )

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philmophlegm December 31 2012, 21:17:56 UTC
July

Boris Johnson resigns as Mayor of Londonistan, to concentrate on the London Olympics.

To escape France’s 75% income tax rate for high earners, the Tour de France moves to Monaco.

In an historic referendum, Wales votes for independence from Westminster. SNP leader Alex Salmond promises that “Scotland will be next”.

Needing to raise money to avoid total bankruptcy, Greece agrees to sell its entire coastline as timeshares to Britain and Germany.

President Obama announces his intention to legalise Kinder Surprise eggs in the USA.

Peter Jackson announces plans to make Roverandom into a trilogy of films.

President Obama sells Guantanomo Bay to ITV.

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philmophlegm December 31 2012, 21:22:13 UTC
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philmophlegm December 31 2012, 21:25:22 UTC
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philmophlegm December 31 2012, 21:26:24 UTC
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philmophlegm December 31 2012, 21:31:33 UTC
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