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[philanthrotaku]

[Do you hear that high-pitched wailing, Johto? That deafening shrill whine that can break glass and shatter souls?]

[So does everyone else in Goldenrod.]

U-u-uwaaaaaaaaaaa!

I-I-I'm really sorry! Did he hurt you or something? ['He' being the bored-looking Tentacruel hanging around half out of frame.]

Uwaaaaaaaaaaah--[hic]--Y-you're so m...mean

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[foolishwren]

[Looks like Heather's feeling better today-- she still looks tired, but at least she's not like. Trembling with rage.]

[... Although she might be soon if that LOOK she's giving to Whitney means anything.]

... would someone tell that bitch to shut the fuck up.

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[foolishwren]

He's a total priss, he'd do it anyway.

Like-- look.

Look, I'm Liquid.

[She stopped walking for a second, paused to steel herself, and then did a dramatic hair-flip that was much LESS dramatic with her scruff than it would have been with Liquid's locks, but there you go.]

Hello do you like my hair, it is pretty like a girl~

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[philanthrotaku]

...pfffffFFFHAHAHA--!

[This is a nerd doubling over laughing]

Y-you forgot the accent and the b-backflipping...!

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[foolishwren]

Oh shit, my bad, my bad, hang on.

[She paused a moment, cleared her throat, and then did it again.]

Do you loik moy haaaaaayar? It is prettay loik a guuuuuurl.

[The backflips... are something she probably can't pull off.

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[philanthrotaku]

[Okay,now he's on the ground cracking up.]

O-okay--fffhahahah--st-stop, I can't breathe--ahahaha--that's p-perfect...!

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[foolishwren]

[Heather Mason's favorite pastime: killing nerds slowly by making them laugh to death.]

[She beams and does a little flourishy strut as she walks.]

Oy don't even know wot you're laughing at, Oym very serious roight now!! Stop it.

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[philanthrotaku]

Pfffffffhahaha--y-you need a monocle...A-and a top hat--!

[OLOLOLOLOLOL]

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[foolishwren]

[She bends down and picks up a short stick that was lying on the side of the road and promptly proceeds to use it like a cane, adjusting an imaginary hat. And swinging her hips a lot more than necessary as she walks.]

Fook you all and this popsicle stand, Oym off to kick things ova!

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[philanthrotaku]

[Yeaaaaah, he's laughing so hard he can't even talk by this point.]

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[foolishwren]

[They are both so dead if Liquid ever hears about this.]

[Eventually she lets up on the poor nerd and swaggers back around, tossing the stick off to the side.]

I think I make a pretty good Liquid.

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[philanthrotaku]

[Totally.]

Th-that was amazing.

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[foolishwren]

[Beeeeaaam.]

Well, I try~.

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[philanthrotaku]

You do pretty well if you ask me.