Wisdom

[phfa]

Circe: it's all fun and games until the alcholic drowns himself in the lake

Circe: drain cleaner = INCEST.

Circe: i am a gem tonight. like kett's penis
like a ... rather large bird
an emu.
a pants-emu
"Hey baby, wanna pat my trouser ostrich?"

Comments

[slothphil]

Mental!

[treacleangel]

Hey hun. I'm hanging in there. Could you please do me a favour? Can you go into my room and on my computer screen is a bunch of bits of paper bluetacked there. There is one that has the bill amounts such as ihug and contact. Could you please txt me the ammount for the telecom bill? Its due today and I had forgotten about it. If you don't reply by about 3pm I'll ring you guys.

[armageddonriver]

Dude. All I can possibly say is, "?"