fic: ducky

[phenomenal0cat]

Title: Ducky
Pairing(s): Santana/Brittany, Quinn/Kurt, one-sided Rachel/Quinn
Rating: R, for sexual situations -but with euphemisms
Summary: This comment thread. (Not altogether necessary to read the OP to understand this, though)
Spoilers: No. This takes place in crack!land.

Notes 1: Seriously, you need to read the link in the summary before you decide

Comments

[charmphoe]

This is disgustingly offensive.

[charmphoe]

Whoa. I'm sorry. I just saw your author's note.

I should really start reading those things.

[phenomenal0cat]

No worries. I have a bad habit of ignoring author's notes as well. No harm done (and I truly didn't mean to be offensive -as I said in my note).

[maniacal_x3]

OMG I LOVE CRACK FICS WITH A PASSION. This was hilarious.

[phenomenal0cat]

In that case, I'll definitely have to write a sequel...

[lesbinione]

So if I couldn't be bothered to read the comment thread, and yet STILL found it hilarious and awesome, is that bad?

[phenomenal0cat]

Haha, nah, that's fine YES. It's AWFUL.

[justducky86]

I can't remember the last time something made me this giggly. Thanks for making me feel like I've ingested crack instead of just reading it.

[phenomenal0cat]

Super! I love being a drug dealer! But remember, crack is whack.

[mrtoulouse]

This is... Genius. Pure, fucking comedic genius.

Although, thinking too hard about this 'verse makes my head hurt. It's the only place where Quinn/Kurt could ever happen.

[phenomenal0cat]

Thank you!

And Quinn and Kurt are heartbroken by that knowledge.