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Ficlet: "The Very Best Juice for the Very Best Kids", Xander, G

Apr 03, 2005 17:02

The Very Best Juice For the Very Best KidsBy: Phendog ( Read more... )

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katekat1010 April 4 2005, 00:09:48 UTC

Warning: I’m evil… I really am. Sorry.

dammit, i didn't read the warning. now i'm gonna go cry somewhere.

heartwrenching. good, but heartwrenching.

phendog April 4 2005, 00:15:34 UTC

This is what happens when my comedy muse and my angst muse hide in the closet and breed bastard children. It's not pretty.

See? This is why Xander needs to go cuddle with his nice mentor Giles who really loves him or grow up to get a hot blond boyfriend named Spike who will buy him only the best ;^)

I was watching the commercial though with it's tagline and thinking "OMG. It sounds like if your mother doesn't buy you this Juice you're a crappy kid who no one loves!" Blame the advertisers.

katekat1010 April 4 2005, 00:17:21 UTC

See? This is why Xander needs to go cuddle with his nice mentor Giles who really loves him or grow up to get a hot blond boyfriend named Spike who will buy him only the best ;^)

i can live with that (even though i'm more an s/x than i am a g/x) lots of presents. and hugs. and good juice.

and of course we'll blame the advertisers! They are evil, after all.

janedavitt April 4 2005, 00:50:37 UTC

A child's logic and utterly heartbreaking. Poor Xander. Rang very true.

phendog April 4 2005, 02:33:57 UTC

Thanks. I'm glad I think.

Those commercials just make me thing sometimes; what can I say?

And I could see Xander thinking that way...

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phendog April 4 2005, 02:34:32 UTC

I always make you cry, don't I? Why do you put up with me ;^)?

wickedfox April 4 2005, 02:06:36 UTC

Oh, oh, oh... poor Xander. Hugs him! He's worth fresh squeezed anything, 100% fruit juice and so much more.

As an after thought, I'd like to retract my previous statement "He's worth fresh squeezed anything" due to the twisted nature it can be misconstrued.
:o)

phendog April 4 2005, 02:35:16 UTC

Well...don't retract it. Just reserve it until he's older ;^)

But yeah. Xander deserves all the love we can give him!

lawyergirl15 April 4 2005, 03:56:43 UTC

My poor Xander! What have you done to him?

Although, you've inspired a sequel idea in my head. I may have to jot it down this week, with your permission?

phendog April 4 2005, 03:58:19 UTC

Oh! Absolutely. I'd love to read! Take as many grains as you want from my sandbox.

I'll even forgive you if you make it all better. Or worse, 'cause...you know!