Like a hole in my head

[phairabe]

I have been fighting a sinus headache since last night. I did not want to come to work today and now the large magenta cartridge for my mega printer at work, just exploded. I'm pink, my clothes are pink, my desk and everything on it is pink, basically the whole office is pink. It fades the further away you get with me in the primary blast zone. I

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[katz_meow_712]

I know in phairabe land this sucks balls.

however . . . in jessica land this causes large bouts of laughter, the imagery in my head is great.

And, I can ease my conscious of any guilt because I know if the roles were reversed you'd be laughing too.

[phairabe]

I would totally be laughing at you. I just sat there for a few minuets making small repeating screams.

[snussifus]

see, you simply can't trust pink. people think i'm crazy because i hate it so much, but see, see what happens? it's out to destroy us.

[katz_meow_712]

Last I heard - pink is the new black, brown is the new pink, and orange is the new brown.

So I think you have to be not trusting orange these days.

[snussifus]

blasphemy! it's pink! it's always pink! now until the end of time!

[phairabe]

Yes pink is way more evil that orange and no one should insult brown that way!