possible unpopular fannish opinion

[phaballa]

Having watched the trailer for Powder Blue (no, I will not link it, but it's on ONTD if you really want to see it) I am going to make three statements about Jessica Biel that people might not like. So be warned

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[adorkable08]

cheese and freakin' rice, I can't get with all the hustle and bustle about this couple. If he's happy, SUPERFANTASTIC but they are the world's most boring couple. EV.ER. Eventually, I'm sure we're going to get pictures of 'Jess and Justin peeing' or 'Jess and Justin pay for parking' or 'Jess and Justin do mundane things no one cares about except that it's "I don't shave my neck" boy and his sidekick "I look like a cadaver" girl.

I'm grumpy, today.

[phaballa]

Ahaha. I like it when you're grumpy. And she DOES look like a cadaver.

[trumpeterofdoom]

She really does need to eat. When she walked past me in the Manchester Arena last year I totally thought she was a teenage girl for a second and that she really shouldn't have been wearing tights/leggings. Girl has some skinny ass legs, yo. And her nose still bothers me.

[phaballa]

She keeps getting thinner and thinner. It's quite scary.

[call_me_loca]

Also, isn't she a lesbian?

I swore she came out years ago. Seriously...

[phaballa]

Haha. No really, I remember there being some scandal about the paps having got pictures of her kissing a woman good-bye early in the morning and she was just wearing a bathrobe.

[adorkable08]

There was a photo of her kissing a girl, SUPPOSEDLY but it was explained away buy them saying it was just the angle or some such thing.

Chris and Joey talked about it when they hosted XL106.7 in September 0f 06-- the ONLY reason I know about it.

Oh wait. Since I'm a Justin fan, I'm required by fandom law to drool and swoon over his girlfriend, aren't I???

/naughty

[phaballa]

That is also why *I* know about it :P

Oh dear, you're disobeying Justin's Law. Aka, Everything He Does Is Gold, Including Girlfriends. Ack. I love Justin, but I think he has shitty taste in women. Including Britney, as much as I hate to say that, because I love Britney but... she wasn't exactly a stellar girlfriend. However, she did help make him very famous. So that works out :P

She always struck me as gay, and I have very good gaydar.

[jewelianna]

I still go back to people's reactions to her while at Tufts, all saying she expected the world to stop when she walked into a room. Ugh.

[phaballa]

Ahaha seriously? Who does she think she IS?

[jewelianna]

I know two people who attended when she did and they both said she was a drain on the college, and were glad when she left. I guess she terrorized the theater department.

[phaballa]

Ahaha the theatre department. That's hilarious. Those poor kids, being inflicted with Biel.

I went to college with Anna Schlumsky aka My Girl. She was pretty. And nice. She was dating a guy who lived on the floor above me.

[timberho]

I've never really been a fan of hers but I will say she is soooo much better than Joker Face Diaz.

She was at the golf tournament watching him play. She did look skinny. She was pretty nice to everyone who approached her and was acting like a fan!girl taking pictures of him. There is no way Cameron would have done that. They are boring but I think he likes boring. I don't know, he really seems to like her but I don't see him getting married. Hell when he talks about marriage it is light years away.

There has been many stories/rumors that she is a lesbian and there was the big story of how she was hooking up with his cousin Rachael. That stems from the pictures at the Green Bay game.

[phaballa]

Yeah, all the lesbian rumors I heard were actually before she started dating Justin. I've never met any of them (and don't want to, ha), but Cameron and Biel annoy me for entirely different reasons, although I think I hate them both equally. Cameron I hate because she's incredibly smart and she puts on that "dumb blonde" act. She goes all "math is haaard" when she doesn't want to answer a question or something and she thinks it's charming when it's really just insulting. Also, her head is just... ick.

Biel annoys me because she's so into being famous. I hate that she tips the paps. I hate that she's got Justin doing set up shots for the paps. I'm sure she thinks that she just using them back, but the person who's really getting used is Justin. Which obviously, is his prerogative, but I still hate her for it.

[timberho]

I hate Cameron. She made him SO ugly (and I don't mean looks). I remember her at CFTC and how she was such a bitch when Access Hollywood was filming stuff putting her hand in front of the camera like they were paparazzi. I just... ugh I hate her. Everything about her.

I know nothing about Biel but I do agree she seems to like her picture taken. Eh... he usually sees them for what they are worth. Just takes him forever. lol

[phaballa]

Oh yeah. I mean, he'll figure it out. I'm sure he has already. He's a very smart guy. But you know, it's his life and his relationship. I just reserve the right to hate her :P And think she needs to eat something.