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RPS: The One Where Jared Is Drunk and Philosophizes Re: His Dick and the Betrayal Thereof

Jun 11, 2006 04:39

So here's the thing, is that in case you didn't listen to my phone post, I am DRUUUUUUUNK. So drunk. And then I was talking to Ashley and I wrote this.

The One Where Jared Is Drunk and Philosophizes Re: His Dick and the Betrayal Thereof

CWRPS
Jensen/Jared
I AM SO DRUNK, that is all I got.

( And there's the part that when she's giving him said fantastic blowjobs, he's thinking about Jensen the entire time. Because, well. First off, he's totally gay. Like, not just a little gay. Not just sort of gay. But totally gay. But fuck, a blowjob is a blowjob, and really? Any mouth on his dick is gonna feel good, and screw anyone who tries to tell him different. )

drunk, rps, project mayhem, fic, going to hell

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th_esaurus June 11 2006, 09:44:07 UTC

Fwahaha. Love. LOVE.

phaballa June 11 2006, 09:46:15 UTC

LOVE!!!! *draws many hearts* It took me FIVE MINUTES to type this comment right.

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phaballa June 11 2006, 09:56:34 UTC

Rule #3 of being in a boy band: never leave a brother hanging.

!!!! Will reply when sober. For REALS.

altiloquent June 11 2006, 17:42:19 UTC

OF COURSE THAT'S THE RULE IN A BOY BAND 'cause EVERY BOY BAND MEMBER HAS BEEN GAY GAY GAY.

altiloquent June 11 2006, 09:48:45 UTC

You already know how much I love this, and I cannot wait for you to read it while sober, but I thought I would point out why exactly it is so great and you are so loveable for it.

1. The One Where Jared Is Drunk and Philosophizes Re: His Dick and the Betrayal Thereof - Because that is SO YOU.

2.Because, well. First off, he's totally gay. Like, not just a little gay. Not just sort of gay. But totally gay. - Because you're Jared is gay and he knows it and is ok with it. Because he's ok with being in denial.

3. "Fuck you," slurs Jared. "Fuck you and the fucking Mavs. I hope you DIE. I hope your team loses and you never get laid again and also, that the Cowboys have the worst season in the history of football ever, amen." - 'cause you're Jared is dopey and drunk and adorable.

4. "It's your mouth. Fucking. MADE for sucking dick. And like. I'm just saying, you know? You have a cock sucker's mouth. Just saying." - 'cause of course he is just saying.

5. Jensen hauls him onto the bed, which okay. So Jared never really imagined this was ( ... )

phaballa June 11 2006, 18:59:43 UTC

I LOVE YOU!!!

Man, JoJo must've been really inspiring, is all I'm saying. I need to reread this. And um, figure out what I actually wrote. After coffee. And eggs. ERGH. Also going shoe shopping today, hurrah!

That is a great title. I am a crazy head.

altiloquent June 11 2006, 19:22:18 UTC

Shoe shopping is good times. I would much rather be shoe shopping than writing essays, that's for damn sure.

Haha, you are crazy and hilarious.

I just posted J2.

phaballa June 11 2006, 19:37:45 UTC

YOU DID????? *goes to read*

aquandrian June 11 2006, 10:00:19 UTC

Omg if this is what you write while drunk, fuck AA, I say "Stay forever drunk, woman!!"

Ahem. Just sayin'.

Fucking ACE, man! *adds to mems*

phaballa June 11 2006, 18:36:06 UTC

Oy. I sort of remember writing this? But thanks!

balefully June 11 2006, 10:21:04 UTC

POAISNgaosudngosidng AHAHAHAHA OH MAN. Drunk for the win, seriously. I kept telling myself I was going to write drunk fic at some point over the past few weeks, but I never did, and it's a CRYING SHAME.

But it's all good, because YOU DID and now we have this hilarious gem. :D!

phaballa June 11 2006, 18:37:17 UTC

I have written drunk before but never quite THAT drunk. I will need to reread this at some point, when my eyes are functioning again.