House M.D. Fanfiction: Hitting the Nail on the Head

[pgrabia]

Title:  Hitting the Nail on the Head

Author:  pgrabia

Disclaimer:  I don’t own House M.D. and I’m making no profit off of this…which really sucks.

Genre:  AU, H/W Pre-slash, sick!Wilson, humor.

Characters/Pairings:  House, Foreman, Chase, Taub, Masters, Wilson/ H/W pre-slash.

Warnings/Spoilers:  Coarse language, adult concepts./  Spoilers up to and

Comments

[damigella_314]

That was seriously awesome. From the injury (a hammer to a mouse? a glass of water? what are these people thinking?) to the glorious conclusion, which hopefully will lead us to a couple of happy limping doctors sharing painkillers.
Of course the best of the best was the alias. I'm still laughing.

[pgrabia]

Thanks:)

You'd be surprised what people use to kill pests. I remember when I was ten I was doing my homework in the kitchen and a mouse appeared. I grabbed the first thing at hand--my Oxford Dictionary--and tried to beat the snot out of it with that but it was just too fast! The next day my family got a cat.

[lifes_own_light]

This was great! I loved the humorous bits as well as the final conversation between House and Wilson. Fantastic use of the prompt.

[pgrabia]

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it!

[yarroway]

Great use of the hammer--and I loved the title!

[pgrabia]

Thank you. I struggled to find a title for this so I'm glad it worked:)

[srsly_yes]

I adored the story and the misdirection. Kudos. *mems*

[pgrabia]

Mems? Wow, thank you so much! I like trying to use misdirection when I can.

[menolly_au]

Hee hee - just as well it wasn't what House thought it was to start with, i wonder if the fellows knew he was listening and set him up :) Love the image of Wilson's date chasing after a mouse with a hammer and hitting Wilson instead :)

[pgrabia]

Well, you never know if the fellows saw him there. It certainly would have been a good prank to pull on their surly boss!

Hammers are dangerous and should only be wielded by professionals! Thanks for reading!