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The knob-enlargement spammers are getting more and more surreal:
Many men suffer from a smaller than average manhood, but finally, you can change that
To hell with mathematics, now everyone can be above average!
12 more inches aint so bad, dont you think so?
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Chilli chicken + poor chopstick control + eyes = FAIL
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I wonder if hobbit parents tell their kids, "Eat that up, it'll put hair on your feet".
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Hardwearing
A few years ago, I found a Creative AWE64 sound card in someone's garden. It was covered in grit and mud, and the connectors were mottled with rust. It looked like the kind of thing that gets dug up on Time TeamSo-as many of you will already have guessed-I took it home, rinsed it off thoroughly under the hot tap, poked it with cotton buds until no ( Read more... ) -
A discovery
It is possible for something to be simultaneously a good and bad idea.
For example, if one has a cold that is so bad it causes a constant stinging pain somewhere just below one's eye sockets for thirty-six maddening hours, one might eventually be driven to try snorting Ultra Chloraseptic spray. It has benzocaine in it, you see.
This:- Burned like a ( Read more... )
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I am getting Viagra spam with the subject line "Your family".
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For the sake of completeness
Eighty-one users are interested in 'unique interests'.
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I was walking home from work this evening, through a grimy back street in London, doing that sort of gazing-dumbly-at-the-pavement zombie shuffle that comes with just wanting to go home and eat something ( Read more... ) -
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Another random memory from when I did tech support: a customer who kept referring to his web browser's popup blocker as the "blockup popper".
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I went shopping for clothes this afternoon. One of the shops had jeans labelled 'Parallel Leg'.
I checked, and the legs definitely met at the top.