lately i had really been feeling down...no idea why. then i had ice cream at this place downtown that i had no idea existed ( Read more... )

how come there are never any fat dudes on the real world/road rules/frat life show, but on the sorority life show they picked the one with all the fat girls??????

i so hate college life...bring back prohibition.

the san diego fair, formerly known as the del mar fair starts june 13th. on the 19th, weird al is going to be there. its free with admission to the fair. this is AWESOME. i love the fair. FATXXXCOREXXXGALORE!

firestorm

98%

halfwhitetrash

91%

spunkrokgeekgrl

81%

How compatible with me are YOU?

i demand a recount

its weird, but my good buddy just commented on how bomb this movie was...i think it just cracked my top five all time, mostlt because of this ( Read more... )

i start summer school tomorrow...i collectively have 3 weeks without class this summer. i am a fucktard. i just want to graduate already and piss my life away.

tomorrow i am renting adaptation, buying some ice cream and going in the hot tub. after class. and not in that order or at the same time

my parents got a spa like 3 weeks ago, and i was trying to be anti. last night i went it in...except i slipped and fell in it. luckily i did not spill my soda pop. my mom laughed...a lot. as did mike and kellan. i need swimming attire that fits as well, because no one wants to see my ass.

HEY MAN, WE GOT A BEVERAGE OVER HERE!

i feel a big HUGE fucking rant coming on...please, stop trying to be my friend.

thanks.

i went to knotts berry farm today. its GHETTO. disneyland is better, except this was free. free ghetto berry farms are better than most other things. i got sunburned. little girls annoy me. someone commented on my ptw shirt, which was bomb ( Read more... )

to whom it may concern,

please do not use a jackhammer outside my window at 7:30 in the morning. i would rather be sleeping. next time you do this, you get face punched. thanks.

love andy.