(Untitled)

[pettedasnake]

One week before we leave for New York. I don't know if anyone else is nervous, but I don't think I am

Comments

[chaos_godess]

Your cat is nervous about you going to NY?

That woman needs a drink.

[pettedasnake]

Of course she is. She eats paper when she gets nervous. I used to, but I stopped.

She drinks protein shakes.

[chaos_godess]

I've heard that paper is really tasty. Next time, try to smoke it.

How original.

[pettedasnake]

I can't let my cat smoke. She'd set the house on fire.

She's not really very original.