once apon a timecosmo_shmosmoDecember 7 2005, 22:35:57 UTC
story time!
there once was a sex-midget girl named tuluse. she called a new zealand cafe named cassatts and got a job. so after being super excited (although still needing her work permit) she decideds how wonderful it would be if she visited her good old friend pizzaface so she runs over to pizzaface's place only to find that pizzaface aint home. she talks to pizzaface's grandfather who looks startlingly like edward scissorhands without the death-hands and her grandmother who looks like a grandmother. she goes home, really pissed because she hasnt seen pizzaface in a while.
the end!
the moral? pizzaface should answer her cellphone and be able to read tuluse's mind and always be home. grrrrrr ♥ :)
Re: once apon a timepetitechouchouDecember 7 2005, 23:43:39 UTC
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i've totally failed you tuluse! and i'm super excited that you got the job. now i shall apply, hopefully they have another opening.
i currently have some sort of viral infection that is controlling my body. i was a la doctor's. and i got your message, but when i got home i passed out so i didn't callll babe
wow he def does look like edward scissor hands....
Re: once apon a timecosmo_shmosmoDecember 8 2005, 04:08:02 UTC
funny thing. when i walked in this chick monica was applying. shes your age i beleive and either goes to yorktown or wl cant remember but she rode my bus as an 8th grader while i was a 6th grader and basically its her reasoning of "well you wouldnt want to both be virgins and then have no fucking clue what your doing" which made me decide it was a-ok to not be a virgin when married. yeah... shes TALL but it mustve been awkward for her seeing me like already have the job and me being like 3 years younger and her filling out the application.
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there once was a sex-midget girl named tuluse. she called a new zealand cafe named cassatts and got a job. so after being super excited (although still needing her work permit) she decideds how wonderful it would be if she visited her good old friend pizzaface so she runs over to pizzaface's place only to find that pizzaface aint home. she talks to pizzaface's grandfather who looks startlingly like edward scissorhands without the death-hands and her grandmother who looks like a grandmother. she goes home, really pissed because she hasnt seen pizzaface in a while.
the end!
the moral? pizzaface should answer her cellphone and be able to read tuluse's mind and always be home. grrrrrr ♥ :)
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i've totally failed you tuluse!
and i'm super excited that you got the job.
now i shall apply, hopefully they have another opening.
i currently have some sort of viral infection that is controlling my body.
i was a la doctor's.
and i got your message, but when i got home i passed out so i didn't callll babe
wow he def does look like edward scissor hands....
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plus rhett's sexy. end of story.
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right now.
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