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slobberymongrel July 30 2007, 19:14:32 UTC
TL;DR

We dont even need to assert our dominance in how much cooler we are. Its just a FACT.

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slobberymongrel July 30 2007, 19:39:30 UTC
That sounds gross.

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petit_shinigami July 30 2007, 19:45:54 UTC
.................................................

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slobberymongrel July 30 2007, 19:46:24 UTC
Well it does.

And squishy.

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petit_shinigami July 30 2007, 19:49:39 UTC
I'll show you squishy. >O

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slobberymongrel July 30 2007, 19:52:20 UTC
Oh you cad! Not before the wedding night. I want to be a virgin bride.

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petit_shinigami July 30 2007, 19:57:07 UTC
I hope you get mauled by Megs.

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slobberymongrel July 30 2007, 19:58:13 UTC
Getting into kinky menage a trois already!? WE'VE BARELY BEEN MARRIED TWO MONTHS. But if you insist.

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petit_shinigami July 30 2007, 19:59:01 UTC
WE HAVEN'T BEEN MARRIED AT ALL YET.

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slobberymongrel July 30 2007, 20:07:21 UTC
I KNOW WE'VE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS THIS FIRST YEAR BUT THATS OKAY, CUPCAKE, EVERYONE DOES.

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petit_shinigami July 30 2007, 20:10:21 UTC
I WANT A DIVORCE.

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slobberymongrel July 30 2007, 20:11:26 UTC
AFTER FIFTY YEARS OF MARRIAGE?! NOT ON YOUR LIFE.

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petit_shinigami July 30 2007, 20:15:05 UTC
YOU OLD HAG.

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slobberymongrel July 30 2007, 20:21:34 UTC
You married me for my looks/charm/body/fantastic personality/wonderful hair, not my age.

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petit_shinigami July 30 2007, 20:25:12 UTC
I wasted the best years of my life on you. :___;

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