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[peth]

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf

Comments

[uptownerd]

I love lame

[teh_hoz]

for ever lame joke there i shall kill you!

[wooto]

They are so christmas cracker jokes

Q. Why did the doctor get angry
A. HE RAN OUT OF PATIENTS!

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