The Origins of the Death Orchid

Sep 08, 2005 22:22

So, some of my minions remember me. Those of you who brought me sacrifices may live.

Those of you who didnt...well, soon enough, you will be talking a walk through the park, or laying out on your lawn, and you will admire a pretty plant.

Step carefully.

Enough of that, although the pleasantly bloody images will keep me company for the rest of the night.

However, my High Priestess has compliled a list of the legends about me that have roots (heh) in the truth.

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aliaspiral here, hijacking His Leafiness's lj for a moment to post these.

Beggars For Roses - literarylemming
- Claire and Charlie find a garden. And a beautiful indigo orchid. creepy, but no death.

This BOTHERS me.

Don't Pick the Flowers
- written in reaction to Beggars for Roses. The indigo orchid plots his revenge for the disturbance of his garden.

Along the way, the orchid obtains a name, multiple minions, all of my worship, and several icons.

He deserves them.

At this point, Petey, excuse me, The Most High Orchid, begins to move around a bit.

He makes some appearences in literarylemming's journal, as well as some in the charlie_claire community. At some point or another, he ends up running rampant over teffy's journal, (as well as corellianjedi's i think), where literarylemming accidently sprays him with miracle grow, he develops a crush on teffy and a large taste for shoes.

The Most Beautiful Bloom
- in which Shannon could be a Priestess, and Petey just wants Boone.

The Gardener
- Someone has to tend him.

Pushing Up Daisies
- the latest story that has surfaced (as of less than a week ago). Shannon knows that Boone will not be allowed to be buried.

At some point around here, petey the death orchid becomes a searchable lj interest. Petey also gains his own lj, where he terrorizes his minions and demands drabbles and mayhem.

So far, in the "canon" part of Petey's history, he has eaten:
-Boone
-Jin
-Michael
-Boone

Yes, Boone was sacrificed twice! Petey really likes Boone.

At this point as well,
Shannon, Walt, Locke and Sun all serve Petey, with varying degrees of willingness.

And now, he has all of you as his loyal minions. *evil smile*

But, those, for those of you who had any interest at all, are the origins of the Death Orchid as told to me, High Priestess aliaspiral.

Over and out.
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