I just pooped. The water is off again for some reason. The turds won't go down. This is bad. In the whole year Allen and I have been dating, I've never even farted in front of him. As far as he's concerned, I'm "not human" because I "don't poop". Now he's going to see my little friends. This is bad. I'm just glad it wasn't something more serious
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