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peter_white

[GS]

May 01, 2009 08:41

This body is making me crazy.

It's like...okay. I like kids. Babies? No way. (Except maybe on the very rare occasions that they're actually cute. Seriously, most babies are hideous but it's just that no one's allowed to point it out. You do come across a cute one every so often, though.) But kids, they're fun to be around. Sometimes. I just never ( Read more... )

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super_cuts May 1 2009, 16:07:42 UTC

...Huh.
Kids aren't so bad, even babies, if you can figure out why the hell they're crying so much for. I guess you can always adopt if ya still feel this way after the, uh . . . boobs.

peter_white May 3 2009, 22:51:41 UTC

You seem to be way better at putting up with annoying things than I am, though.

And somehow, I doubt I will.

super_cuts May 4 2009, 05:22:56 UTC

I think it's more that I've been disciplined to not kill children. 'Coz believe me, I've thought about it.

cloneofarc May 1 2009, 19:55:57 UTC

I've got a cure for your female self. Go to the mall and wander around until you find somebody who isn't watching their kid. I guarantee you that they'll at least step on your foot.

If you really want to get rid of it there's always those children "fun places."

peter_white May 3 2009, 22:53:10 UTC

...I'm scared that if I go to the mall I won't be able to resist the urge to buy new clothes.

herr_doktor_13 May 1 2009, 22:16:01 UTC

Ist sehr true. One must be of der mind-set das allows them to enjoy der time they spend with their Kinder. When I was ein young Mann und first joined der ranks of der Reich, I often mourned das I would never be able to raise ein Kind of mein own. I suppose I have mein Major for giving me der closest chance I would ever have to doing so und it has been quiet ein rewarding experience.

peter_white May 3 2009, 22:56:55 UTC

I think you sort of lucked out, you get all the fun parts of having kids but you didn't really have to raise any of them.

cynic_supreme May 2 2009, 04:13:14 UTC

Someone's biological clock is going off big time...

peter_white May 3 2009, 22:53:52 UTC

Is this really what women go through? No wonder they're all such headcases...

industrial_pink May 2 2009, 05:33:24 UTC

If I ever have maternal pangs... I'm just gonna drink till I forget about it.

peter_white May 3 2009, 22:54:40 UTC

That's not a bad idea.