Voicemail

[peter__parker]

"You have reached Peter Parker's voicemail. You would have reached Peter Parker himself, but he couldn't make it to the phone. Maybe his phone is turned off off. Maybe he's in class. Or maybe he's out saving the world with the power of his imagination. I can't really say. I'm just his voicemail. What I can tell you is that Peter would appreciate it

Comments

[whitedeathpod]

Peter? This is John. Hey, need some advice. Today in shop class, Xander gave me an English policeman's helmet. I'm thinking of wearing it to class tomorrow and trying to "arrest" Skeeter. Tips?

[peter__parker]

"Brilliant, John. English policemen are called 'bobbies,' they stop for blood pudding and tea, not donuts and coffee, and I have a water gun you can use if you want to shoot first and ask questions later."

[whitedeathpod]

"Bobbies, right. And you think I should water gun Skeeter? Dude, right in the hair. How funny would that be?"

[peter__parker]

"It would be hysterical, but it would be crossing such a line right away that you have to be sure you're ready to accept the consequences. And you'll only have one shot. Element of surprise, buddy!"

[izzyalienqueen]

Hey. It's Isabel. I'll be back at school tomorrow. I'll see you then.

[ooc: I had to. I felt bad for Peter.]

[harringtongreen]

Peter, this is Admiral Harrington. Mister Bernadette provided your number and mentioned attending gaming night next week. Could you provide a bit more information? I can be reached at 555-RMNA.

[izzyalienqueen]

In between the jail and the clinic, Isabel realized she was going to miss the StuCo meeting, so she called Peter and left a message.

"It's Isabel, Something can up and I just realized I'm missing the Student Council meeting. Can you let me know what happened? Thanks."

[swerval_zero]

"Hey, Peter, it's Zero. I'm so squalling sorry I missed your birthday, it's just I was a little--um, I fell down a hole. Literally. It's kind of a long story. If you're upset, I fully understand."