BBC Budget Gets Drastically Slashed!
Torchwood Season 2 Spoilers.
Spoof btw...or is it????
Following a raid by outraged members of a terrorist organisation, the BBC has annouced losses that will result in major budget cuts for primetime show's such as Doctor Who. The raid ocurred on Friday night, shortly after the season finale of Torchwood. The group, calling themselve's "Torchwood's Secret", were said to be outraged at the tragic death of Toshiko Sato in the show's final episode of the season. The motley crue pillaged their way through BBC employees on their rampage of vengance, eyewittnesses say they were weilding props from the show that had earlier been stolen from the set, and claimed by member's on the terrorist groups online forum.
A witness told us, "There was a teenage girl with a 10ft barge pole and a bucket of exploading wrist straps, a teenage boy with a hockey stick, a woman who had kidnapped a drugged stunt men dressed as monsters from the show, a female waving a pitchfork chanting 'death to Martha' before being slapped hard on the back of the head with the most emotinal female in the group who was carring a sonic screwdriver. They all had utility belts with barbecue ketchup and had a giant peradactyly they called "Myfanwhy", circling the building."
There were many casualties, including Chris Chibnall, the writer of the season finale, who CCTV shows being strangled and bludgeond with a sonic screwdriver by the emotional female.
Russel T Davis, the show's creator who is currently in a critical state in hospital after being attacked by the same woman who killed Chibnall assured us the cuts would be hardly noticable.
"Oh no everythings fine!" He laughed. "Oh no, we still have some great episodes this year, the cats from "New Earth" go to war with the Daleks!(top) You'd need a keen eye to spot any changes"
Season 3 of Torchwood will not be affected by the cuts however, for fears of another attack.