Urahara is so touchy feely. :| :| :|
I hope Rukia wasn't looking out her window or something. :P
Urahara: *stands outside Ichigo's house, swishing his fan in front of his face* *Reaches in his pocket and pulls out Jinta's Captain Planet watch he's borrowed* *frowns* Hm. What are they putting in those muffins?
Byakuya: *walks out of Ichigo's house with a baking pan full of yummy banana nut muffins, and thinks that he's lucky he finally escaped because Rukia's face was starting to become a little red during the last hour or so* *goes to turn the corner at their front gate but freezes mid-step when he sees Urahara and his mouth tightens*
Urahara: Ah. I've been spotted. *takes a few steps closer to Byakuya, glancing at him briefly before leaning over to look more closely at the muffins* *makes a weird face* *pokes one muffin and watches it sag a little in response* Interesting. ^_^
Byakuya: *moves the pan away from Urahara's reach* What are you doing here?
Urahara: You're so touchy about your muffins. *fans himself unnecessarily* I like walking, ne? It's fashionable. ^_^
Byakuya: *eyes narrow* You were not walking when I saw you, and you are not walking now.
Urahara: *folds his fan shut, bringing it to his lips* *leans in* Good point. *places hand on Byakuya's elbow, making sure not to topple the muffins* Let’s walk. ^_^
Byakuya: *walks with because he probably never learned how to respond to human contact and doesn't know what to do* I have work to do.
Urahara: *slides his fingers a little higher, touching the long black locks softly, staring a little before letting go* Work. Hm. *looks at Byakuya* Did you enjoy your muffin-making experience?
Byakuya: *entire upper body tenses and he grips the baking pan tighter* It was fine. *refuses to make eye contact*
Urahara: *smirks at Byakuya's tenseness and leans in, brushing his arm closer against Byakuya's* *pretends to look at muffins again as he leans in* What kind are these? *inhales, getting as close to Byakuya's neck as possible*
Byakuya: *tenses up even more if that's possible and leans away a little, eyes darting down* Banana nut. *clears his throat loudly*
Urahara: *keeps his laughter inside as he tests Byakuya's boundaries by reaching over, placing one hand on top of Byakuya's fingers, as if trying to hold the container steady while thoughtfully considering the muffins* Banana is one of my favourites. *slips his thumb over Byakuya's wrist, eyes just visible beneath his hat* You sound like you have a cold. Are you keeping healthy? ^_^
Byakuya: *realises after a while that his chest is hurting because he isn't breathing correctly, and immediately pulls away* I am perfectly fine, but you need to stop that. *glares because that's what he's good at*
Urahara: Stop what? ^_^ *walks along with Byakuya for a few quiet moments before looking at Byakuya again* *runs one finger along the side of Byakuya's neck, pressing a little* Your glands don't feel swollen. *pushes hair away from Byakuya's neck to test a second time* *grins widely* I guess you are perfectly fine after all, ne?
Byakuya: *reaches up and grabs Urahara's wrist, pushing it away from him* Stop your nonsense attitude.
Urahara: *blinks* *lowers his head to hide the slight flush in his cheeks* You’re very quick. *grin returns* Powerful, too. *finally looks back up at Byakuya* I like that. ^_^
Byakuya: *lets go of Urahara's wrist immediately after that* Urahara!
Urahara: *fingers are quick as he reaches for Byakuya's hand before he can pull it away completely* *presses two of his fingers to Byakuya's wrist, trying to check his pulse while talking* You look flushed, Byakuya. I like that too. ^_^
Byakuya: *clenches the hand that Urahara has in a fist* If you have something to say, Urahara, then say it.
Urahara: *stops walking* *runs fingers down and around Byakuya's closed fist, holding it gently* *watches Byakuya's lips as he shifts, leaning his weight in a little more determinedly* *ghosts lips over Byakuya's cheek, whispering into his ear* I’m intent on having you.
Byakuya: *body freezes and he can smell Urahara, he's so close, and his nose wrinkles slightly because Urahara actually smells sort of odd, but then he remembers that the man lives with Tessai and then it sort of makes sense* I do not know whether you are bored or have simply gone insane, but I request that you take your behavior elsewhere.
Urahara: *eyes flash dangerously* *tightens his hold on Byakuya's wrist, enjoying the slight rise in pulse beneath his fingers* *smirks* My bedroom is free. ^_^
Byakuya: *swallows and tries to pull his wrist away but can't do it too hard otherwise he'll probably lose his balance and drop the plate of muffins* I meant to go bother someone else.
Urahara: *loosens his grip a little* I’m only interested in you, Byakuya. ^_^ *looks down for a few seconds* And your muffins.
Byakuya: We have nothing in common. *probably sounds a little defeated :|*
Urahara: *silently thinks Byakuya’s :| is a little bit adorable* *reaches for a muffin* *breaks off two pieces* *pops one piece into his mouth and chews* *holds the second piece out before Byakuya's mouth, offering it to him* We both like Banana. ^_^
Byakuya: *DOESN'T think Urahara's ^_^ is adorable at all* *refuses to open his mouth even a millimeter and doesn't answer either as that would force him to open his mouth*
Urahara: *waits a few seconds* *shrugs* *pops second piece into his own mouth, making vaguely sexual sounds of appreciation while staring at Byakuya* Enjoyable. ^_^
Byakuya: You, are crude. *purposely turns away* I am leaving now.
Urahara: Byakuya. *watches him from behind, trying not to look too much at the hair* I’m determined to have what I want. *turns to leave, looking over his shoulder* And I don't accept substitutes, ne? *shoes click noisily as walks away*
Byakuya: *turns his head, but not enough to see Urahara walk away, and doesn't actually leave until Urahara's footsteps can no longer be heard*