TO ALL THE TROLL GIRLS

[hugewitch]

[ Look at your hand. What do you have? Why yes, it's an invitation to the slumber party of your life. It's for some reason written in purple cursive, but you assume that Harley made her do it. The invitation promises movies, snacks, makeovers, games (like truth and dare, MASH, etc) and LOTS OF FUN. Show up in your best pajamas! Feel free to bring

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[memorymodus]

[THERE IS A JADE EXAMINING EVERYTHING IN ROSE'S HOUSE she's never been here before, this is fun! It's so unlike Hellmurder her island!

Her pajamas are appropriately squiddle-themed, of course.]

Wow, you have a huge house! This is so cool!

[moeclaws]

[there's something lurking behind the giant wizard statue. or it could just be your imagination.

...and that figment of your imagination is definitely not leaping out for a pouncetackle. no sir.]

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[memorymodus]

[memorymodus]

[OH MY GOODNESS Nepeta is a lot more sneaky than she looks! Jade lets out a yell.]

What are you doing?

[just_0k]

[humans are fascinating.]

Aradia will attend to observe. She shows up in some nicely themed pj's.]

[memorymodus]

[Bounding over, although Aradia is kind of creepy but that's okay!]

Hi! Do you guys have lots of sleepovers at home?

[just_0k]

[many things are okay B|]

No. We don't do this sort of thing.

[memorymodus]

Oh. That seems kind of sad, but I guess you wouldn't miss it if you didn't have it, huh?

I don't get to have sleepovers at home. It's just me and Bec.

[moeclaws]

[oh boy oh boy THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN

and, yes, she is wearing the hood up]

[conheir]

[JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR... guess which two not-girls are lurking. John is in BLUE ACTION PAJAMAS YEAAAHHH!!!!]

Okay, Dave! This is going to be great, and Rose has no prankster's gambit so we should be able to get them good!

We just have to figure out how to get in, I think. This place looks like it would have a lot of securi-

[As he tries the doorknob, he pauses.]

Oh hey, it is open.

[ttechgodhead]

[Unlike the goober on his right, Dave is not and will not be appearing in any kind of action pajamas for this breaking and entering attempt. If he's gonna get the every loving crap beaten out of him but his sister-but-not-but-yeah-it's-his-sister, then he's gonna do it in normal clothes. So everyone say hi to LOHAC outfit.

He's also acting in the role of 'the one that thought ahead', or maybe 'the one who got lumbered with the backpack', and is carrying a dark backpack full of the things teenaged boys use to prank teeanged girls at whatever it is they do at these slumber parties.]

Egbert, you know Rose is probably gonna know what we're doing the second we open that door, right?

Not that it matters. There's some official code out there that states it's our sworn sibling duty to pull as many badass pranks as possible at this sort of shit, or something, and that's the kind of code I like the sound of. But I'm not taking all the shit if she comes after my ass about this.

[conheir]

Man, stop worrying so much!! We are going to be fine, because I am here and I am the pranking master, okay?

[slowwwlyyyyy opens the door and peeks a head in to see if anybody is in sight]

... looks pretty clear to me. Moving in! [You should be glad he is simply sneaking into the room instead of attempting a YOUTH ROLL here. Thank god for Green Ghost Slime slippers, his footsteps are silent as a motherfucking ghost.]

[ttechgodhead]

[They are doomed, and Dave was not worrying. Just observing. Get it right John.

If you attempt a Youth Roll, he is so fucking leaving you to fend for yourself. Bond of broship or not.]

... [What with the whole server player thing, he's noting the distinct lack of wizards but it's probably just easier not to give a shit, so he won't.]

All right then oh guru of fucking prankster wisdom, where to first?

[auxiliarymakeup]

[really, an invitation? to a sleepover? from... her?

Kanaya has chosen to be fashionably late in her silky jade green nightgown, but she's absolutely there.]

[hugewitch]

I'm glad you could come.

[auxiliarymakeup]

[she's even more elegant in person, radiant in garb reminiscent of the horrorterrors--

no, stop it, you didn't come here to wax red, you foolish girl]

Rose, hello. I apologize for the belated intrusions, but I had certain matters to attend to. You know how it is.

[steps inside]

Your hive is... lovely.

[hugewitch]

[ Rose doesn't seem to notice Kanaya's blush -- or does she? You'll never know. ]

Don't worry too much about it, Kanaya. I understand.

I suppose it is a rather nice house once one discards all the wizards. To be honest I was unaware of how big it was until I did.