Fail. :(

[pessimistically]

HANGING ATTEMPT NUMBER 853...

Failed.

ARSENIC ATTEMPT NUMBER 59

Failed.

DROWNING ATTEMPT NUMBER 29

Failed.

...This is getting tiresome.

Comments

Lawl she has no idea who she's trying to help. xD

[scarlet_poppies]

!!

Are you...you shouldn't do that! There's always another way. It would hurt a lot of people if you died, I bet. Not that anyone can die permanently here anyway.

LAWL...=)

[pessimistically]

THERE IS NEVER ANOTHER WAY -- this is the best way!

[scarlet_poppies]

That's not true. Is there someone you can talk to instead, a close friend, maybe?

[pessimistically]

THAT ONLY MAKES THINGS WORSE.

[supraiz_ghosts]

STOP TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF!

[pessimistically]

No.

[supraiz_ghosts]

YES!

[pessimistically]

NO!

[virtualunknown]

Wow, I admire your dedication. ...or is it stubbornness? I can't decide...

Anyway, don't you think someone is trying to tell you something?

[pessimistically]

Dedication.

[liquidstitches]

Kid...

Buy yourself a gun.

[pessimistically]

Gun.

Gun. Right.

[liquidstitches]

Yes, a gun.

It's hard to fail with a gun.

Unless...you know. You don't really want to die.

I can't help you with that one though.

[pessimistically]

I will keep this in mind!

[kagami2k]

I could help you if you're willing to help me...

nozomu knows not what he's doing. XD

[pessimistically]

Oh?

[kagami2k]

For a great time, hit up [directions to Nyarlathotep's workshop here].

All your other adventures sound rather... repetitive.

This might actually work.

[virtualunknown]

Kagami...