Attach Rope to Branch.

[pessimistically]

THE PROSPECT OF DANCING HAS SENT ME INTO DESPAIR.

How could the gods be so foolish as to think this would be so uplifting! Halloween simply reminds people of their own despair!

Comments

[zacked]

YOU HAVE TO GO!

[pessimistically]

WHY DO ALL THE BRANCHES HERE BREAK SO EASILY?

[zacked]

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE!

[pessimistically]

):

[virtualunknown]

...well, yes, I agree, but is it really worth dyi-...

...

...I forgot who I was talking to for a moment, there.

You don't have to go.

[pessimistically]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS!

[virtualunknown]

Listen... I won't be going, so, would you like to... I don't know... wander? Something to keep your mind off your despair during the ball?

[pessimistically]

IF I DO NOT GET DRAGGED THERE SOMEHOW, THEN YES...

that would be preferred.

[happi_hime]

Jonathon~~~ That's not true~! This will be so much fun~! Please go~! ♥

[pessimistically]

T-THE SPARKLES?!?!K!J!!!!!!!!!!KL:DSJF!

[happi_hime]

...D:

No sparkles!

Please go~~~! ♥ Miwako will take you~!

[pessimistically]

But I do not wish to go.

[itachi_girl]

Does everything under the sun send you into despair or what?

[pessimistically]

Mostly, yes.

[itachi_girl]

Well then, what doesn't send you into despair?

[pessimistically]

...*he doesn't know*

[murderperfect]

Need a hand? I'll drag you around by a rope free of charge if it'll shut you the hell up.

[pessimistically]

...!

[tinyfukutaichou]

An' I'll jump on yer head 'cause I like helpin' Fuzzy-san!

[murderperfect]

Double-team!