This is pure quality:

13 year old steals dad's credit card to buy hookers

"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."

Ok ask me, go on, ask me, who had an each way bet on Comply or Die and King John's Castle in the Grand national!

Oh I am ace gambler extraordianaire, I do indeed rock, I am The King!

Bow down before me, and if you're female, whilst you're down there ....

Now for the important stuff, is Davros making a comeback or not?

The worst thing about this advertising issue isn't so much LJ insisting on basic accounts carrying adverts, it's them taking people's content and using that for their own gains and giving a big fingers up to the content creators ( Read more... )

I would not have renewed my paid account had I known what LJ were going to do with basic accounts. I feel dirty now for paying them.

As a God fearing atheist, even I'm finding the beeb's excellent Jesus production moving. They are seriously worth every penny of my licence fee.

Apparently there's been an earth tremor and people are telling me it has been felt in Coventry and Birmingham, which rather surprised me as I live in that area and the earth sure as hell hasn't moved for me!

Ooh I'm in The Twilight Zone!

Apparently I don't post here enough anymore. I need to feed my twitter into this place.

In the meantime here's a tune from the 80's that everyone has forgotten

Furniture

Emmy and Ashley aren't allowed to shout at me for the lack of updates.

So there I am innocently watching some old film, well it was on in the background. Well then I realise it's not the song I know.

I've got a brand new combined harvester was a real song! I so thought that was Wurzels original!

I'm not seeing enough piracy around this place lately! It's going to be time to remove my sword from its scabbard if this carries on!