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[persuadinator]

[Filtered to girls (except Maka)]So I wanted to do a dissertation on this for my magic fair project? But my group didn't really go for it. But it would seriously be doing Hogwarts a service. I wanna figure out which of the guys has the nicest butt. Right

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[gravitysmybitch]

..does personality ever come into question?

[persuadinator]

What does it matter when it comes to eye-candy?

[gravitysmybitch]

Somehow I don't think some of them would apprecate being talked about like that though.

[persuadinator]

That's why they can't see it.

[donttelldaddy]

A worthy endeavor if I ever saw one.

[persuadinator]

I know, right? So what do you think?

[donttelldaddy]

I think Matthew and Alfred have names, and you should use them, and I doubt that Ludwig will have anything to do with girls until he's thirty.

[persuadinator]

But that doesn't mean we can't look, right?

[tigerinmyhand]

...what?

[persuadinator]

Which boys have the nicest butts?

[tigerinmyhand]

This is stupid.

[persuadinator]

No one said you had to answer.

[magyar_nation]

Prince has a lovely bum, this is true. Ludwig would have an aneurysm if he knew we were even discussing it.

Hmm...Monou from Slytherin's a candidate. Ravenclaw's Bookman's not bad. Larkin wouldn't be bad either if he wasn't so...Larkin. I don't really like guys who just fall down at their girl's feet. The couple from Hufflepuff's really cute, Kaplan and Altman.

Speaking of being an ass, go with the Kirkland from Hufflepuff. The one from Gryffindor is a jerk.

[persuadinator]

You've got pretty good taste. I dunno, though, until the quidditch party the other day I didn't even know the captain could talk. The other one seems like more fun.

you are a gentleman and a scholar o/

[magyar_nation]

Al's a good captain and usually a great guy, but he can get pretty childish. His brother doesn't seem to have the same problem.

Also he's my captain and I don't really want to look at his bum.

[persuadinator]

Is it true that the whole team changes in the same locker room?

Maybe I should try out for the Hufflepuff team!

[notouchythedojo]

Shin has the best butt, of course.

[persuadinator]

You're right, he's totally cute!

[x_nun_better_x]

Ew, you guys! That's my brother! Don't talk about his butt!

[persuadinator]

Jeez, touchy.