The Cookie Tin (Law & Order: UK)

[persiflage_1]

Title: The Cookie Tin
Author: Persiflage_1
Characters/Pairings: Alesha/James
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: None
Warning: Crack!fic pure and simple
Summary: Alesha finds herself strangely affected by the cookie tin on Natalie's desk.
Disclaimer: ITV owns Law & Order: UK
Author Notes: This fic is entirely the fault of mischief89 who put the idea into my head during

Comments

[mischief89]

I'm SO glad I have cracky thoughts like this! (Ok, well I never mentioned sex but...you wrote it so it's bound to happen! ;)) Very nice. :D

[persiflage_1]

Oh come on! The very minute you mentioned "Freema" and "maid's uniform" in the same sentence it was obvious that secksings would ensue... Don't tell me you didn't think of that! :D :D

[mischief89]

:) I didn't say I hadn't thought of it. I just didn't SAY it, ok?! ::puts halo on::

[persiflage_1]

*offers you polish and a cleaning cloth for the halo...* :p

[ragdoll]

Mmmmmm lovely. Finally, a use for "Human Nature/Family of Blood" other than to annoy me! :)

[persiflage_1]

*cackles* EX-actly!!!

(The only thing I really like about Martha in those eps is her relationship with the TARDIS! Well, that and her "sarcastic knock" when she runs back to knock on the door after she's already burst in... Oh, and her "God you're rubbish as a human" line - because it's priceless!)

[mulder200]

LOL! Kinky roleplay for the win!

Nice work, dear!

[persiflage_1]

I think they should role play more often! :D

Thanks...

[catholicphoton]

I love your filthy mind :D And you get bonus points for them being at the office ;-)

[persiflage_1]

*giggles* Thanks... I must admit, I love them having office secksings because normally James and Alesha are so work-focused there. And, after all, he invited her on their first date at the office. (I just re-watched 'Love and Loss' last night - LOVE that scene where he obliquely invites her to go ice skating with him and Ethan.)

[supasass]

Hee this is a lot of fun and very sexy ;)

[persiflage_1]

Thank you!! I just couldn't resist, after mischief89 put the idea into my head!