SWITCHFOOT WORLD DOMINATION LIST
"We're in the process of planning our world domination tour right now. Muahahaha!"
-Jon Foreman (lead singer/song writer/rhythm guitarist of Switchfoot)
The Switchfoot pledge of alligience
"I pledge alligence, to the country, without borders and without politcians,
and to the fedora, and Jerome's one leg stands, We are one lonely nation, under Jon,
and Drew Shirley, says 'sorry he's awesome' to all"
1. Force the entire world to only ever use the adjective "awesome"
2. Mass produce Jerome action figures
3. Make guerillas the mascot of the world
4. Rename grand central station "soul patrol"
5. Make a jono icecream company
6. Force mankind to only wear red underwear
7. Take over World. Shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot
8. Physics teachers must teach multiplecting and diadecting
9. American Idol has to be canadian now
10. Every Switchfoot song will be in guitar hero
11. The guys will tour with Anberlin and Relient K
12. Each band will get 2 hours of awesomeness
13. iPod and any mp3 players only recognize switchfoot songs
14. All life coaches would have to be a part of the Switchfoot Ultimate Frisbee Acadamy
15. Martial arts shall be known a Tim Kwan Do
16. Foremen get the highest-paying jobs
17. Fedoras more widely sold
18. Ultimate frisbee is now the all American past time
19. Everyone's love is strong! That's the true movement
20. There's a much less emphasis on material things
21. The only channels we reveive on tv are of switchfoot concerts and podcasts
22. Every person named John will have to change their name to Jon
23. The only tattoo allowed is Pac-Man
24. You can only have SF MySpace songs
25. No more junk food except, prawn flavoured ones and it has to be Tim's
26. Everytime it starts to rain, we must say, "It's beautiful"
27. Favorite pastimes must include throwing m&m's in awesome people's mouths
28. Petronas Twin Towers shall be officially, instead, called Beautiful Radioactive Corn
29. Kuala Lumpur shall be renamed KOala Lumpur
30. 4-wheelers are the vehicles of the future
31. Everyone will wake up at 4:12 everyday
32. The Bro-AM will be the most celebrated event holiday after Christmas and Thanksgiving
33. Everyone must make a pilgrimage to San Diego once a year
34. 4 wheelers replace cars and you can only drive them on muddy roads
35. Everyone has to sign up for tim's crazy rain dance classes at least once in their lifetime
36. Everyone has to know the "Timmy Shimmy"
37. Tom's toothpaste has to be Tim's
38. Guitar Hero must be all sf and have cardboard guitars with a photo-mation screen
39. Switchfoot Friday will become a national holiday
40. Door mats will say "This Is Home"
41. People can only ask Tim for directions when lost
42. There must be countdowns for any bad advice given as well
43. Andy Barron now has Ansel Adams status
44. The Switchfoot Boards gain Whitehouse status...and then some
45. All law enforcement officers would have to weild SATTF guns
46. Switching "Foot" should be taught in every schools
47. Pig riding should become an olympic sport
48. No more speeding tickets, only warnings
49. Every time you get pulled over the theme song from COPS starts playing
50. You'll have to whisper how fast you think you were going
51. If you own a RV, van or tour bus, you have to have dance parties and Bible studies
52. Every store that sells music has to put Switchfoot in their bestsellers and top rated section
53. There's a statue of Willis Chin in every mall. And if its not 25 feet tall, its considered illeagal
54. Everybody is to own at least 2 pairs of shoes and hide them on a bus
55. The guys' birthdays are federal holidays
56. Every band must put "Switchfoot" or "Jon Foreman" in their songs and thank you's
57. All government officers must wear a fedora, including the police
58. The MLB must wear fedoras instead of normal baseball caps
59. The government will award Switchfoot and Jon Foreman the nobel peace prize.
60. Switchfoot will then change the nobel peace prize name to "Sorry I'm Awesome" prize
61. All tattoos are illegal except for Switchfoot logo tattoos
62. No more "HP" printers. "SF" invent much better
63. All the daily vitamins you need are no longer in tablets but in red bull, naked juice, vitamin water
64. Every amusement park has to have a "dolphin" slide and a music-coaster
65. National newspapers will be named "Stars"
66. If you're going to sing a song out loud it has to be a switchfoot song
67. The dictionary has to have: crumbalievable, fontamillas, switchfoot, and gorella as an entry
68. There should b visitor centres in every city
69. Huge arrows pointing to it's direction
70. Everybody's home page is going to be switchfoot.com
71. Official source of news will be THE DAILY FOOT
72. Road signs for speeding people: Please slow down, the stars are coming out
73. No more balut
74. The nation athem of the whole world would be "Politicians"
75. All car brands becomes 'Company'
76. GorElla's become the national animal
77. TWLOHA becomes widespread
78. Pancakes w/ syrup become the national food
79. Band's record in their bedrooms
80. All laptops have to have "muscle without the mass"
81. Fedora's are the nation hats
82. We all drive Company cars
83. Foot soldiers take over real soldiers
84. The Bro-Am is the start of Summer.
85. The rest of the seasons start on their EP release dates
86. All the second hands on a clock should look dirty
87. The weather for today: the shadow proves the sunshine, while raining onions in other areas
88. Any purchase at the store will contain a 4, a 12, or a 24 in the total...somewhere
89. Ninja classes go worldwide, we're talking one on every street
90. You can only buy/play instruments that are the same as the guys ones
91. Everyone must be college dropouts and join a band
92. Unless you're the drummer
93. A "Switchfoot Lunch" would consist of: Tim's Cascade Style potato chips, a sandwich (to be destroyed whilst well-lit), yellow Vitamin Water
94. The word H41r is considered a felony if said and is punishable to death
95. If you're into Chick-Fil-A Iced Tea, that could replace the vitamin water too
96. Everyone's car alarms would sound "I've got the company car!!" and everyone's license plate would be "CMPNYCAR" or "IHRTSF"
97. Or something SF related....it'd be hard to register your vehicle
98. Tim sings at every baseball game
99. The hardcore fan quiz from LOBH would be the college entrance exam for every college
100. If they fail they need to be forced to listen to the teeny bands, ex: Hannah Barftana all day and Night for a week
101. San Diego would become the nations capitol
102. Vitamin Water is the national beverage
103. Naked juice is the national juice
104. All puppys MUST be named Tim
105. Jon for president
106. Any neighbor who eats your turtle gets life imprisonment
107. All the United State "nicknames" must be related to SF
108. All those hallmark cards that play music must play SF songs or use sf quotes
109. They play mirror in all dressing rooms
110. Elevator music would be all SF instead of those boring little tunes
111. Every commercial for the next president has Politicians in the background
112. You can only sell cell phones at shopping malls
113. Every time you yawn you have to end it by laughing
114. Every night at sunset the TVs are interrupted with "Stars"
115. Before every battle "Ammo" is sung
116. Ice cream trucks should play Switchfoot songs
117. Podcasts are featured in Movie theatres
118.Pasta whould be shaped like the Sf symbol
119.The SF Olympics include games such as bass karate, ultimate 'bee, etc. And Jerome would coach of course
120. Wwell, possibly "good" music from other planets (such as Anberlin world, Underoath Planet) would be allowed to imigrate and make themselves at home
121.There would be no deciduous trees, only evergreens
122. There would be hidden guitars only to be found at the bottom of empty swimming pools and everyone would have rectangle shaped heads with dots
123. All music videos should be shot underwat or involve gettin wet in some way, and before it is shot everyone on set must sing underwater
124. People would be drawn against white backgrounds with craziness everywhere
125. Gravity would suddenly cease at random times and then return with the rain
126. Everyone would have dreams of waking up as golden men
127. There should be 412 days in a year
128. All fortune cookies now contain only Jon, Tim, Chad, Romey or Drew quotes
129. You must wear a fedora hat and eat cheese
130. Bologna is outlawed
131. Podcasts will be aired on tv, as well as switchfootage
132. They will all be released on blue-ray
133. "Narcoleptic drummer" is now an official term
134. All starbucks coffee should have Chad quotes on it
135. Remove the "h" from the name of everyone who is named John or Johnathan
136. Force all guns to only use bullets of soul
137. Instead of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame it would become the SF Hall of Fame
138. All awards given are "footy"
139. There will be a Woodstock-like SF event (bigger than BroAm) that would last just as long and be even more awesome
-Jon Foreman (lead singer/song writer/rhythm guitarist of Switchfoot)
The Switchfoot pledge of alligience
"I pledge alligence, to the country, without borders and without politcians,
and to the fedora, and Jerome's one leg stands, We are one lonely nation, under Jon,
and Drew Shirley, says 'sorry he's awesome' to all"
1. Force the entire world to only ever use the adjective "awesome"
2. Mass produce Jerome action figures
3. Make guerillas the mascot of the world
4. Rename grand central station "soul patrol"
5. Make a jono icecream company
6. Force mankind to only wear red underwear
7. Take over World. Shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot
8. Physics teachers must teach multiplecting and diadecting
9. American Idol has to be canadian now
10. Every Switchfoot song will be in guitar hero
11. The guys will tour with Anberlin and Relient K
12. Each band will get 2 hours of awesomeness
13. iPod and any mp3 players only recognize switchfoot songs
14. All life coaches would have to be a part of the Switchfoot Ultimate Frisbee Acadamy
15. Martial arts shall be known a Tim Kwan Do
16. Foremen get the highest-paying jobs
17. Fedoras more widely sold
18. Ultimate frisbee is now the all American past time
19. Everyone's love is strong! That's the true movement
20. There's a much less emphasis on material things
21. The only channels we reveive on tv are of switchfoot concerts and podcasts
22. Every person named John will have to change their name to Jon
23. The only tattoo allowed is Pac-Man
24. You can only have SF MySpace songs
25. No more junk food except, prawn flavoured ones and it has to be Tim's
26. Everytime it starts to rain, we must say, "It's beautiful"
27. Favorite pastimes must include throwing m&m's in awesome people's mouths
28. Petronas Twin Towers shall be officially, instead, called Beautiful Radioactive Corn
29. Kuala Lumpur shall be renamed KOala Lumpur
30. 4-wheelers are the vehicles of the future
31. Everyone will wake up at 4:12 everyday
32. The Bro-AM will be the most celebrated event holiday after Christmas and Thanksgiving
33. Everyone must make a pilgrimage to San Diego once a year
34. 4 wheelers replace cars and you can only drive them on muddy roads
35. Everyone has to sign up for tim's crazy rain dance classes at least once in their lifetime
36. Everyone has to know the "Timmy Shimmy"
37. Tom's toothpaste has to be Tim's
38. Guitar Hero must be all sf and have cardboard guitars with a photo-mation screen
39. Switchfoot Friday will become a national holiday
40. Door mats will say "This Is Home"
41. People can only ask Tim for directions when lost
42. There must be countdowns for any bad advice given as well
43. Andy Barron now has Ansel Adams status
44. The Switchfoot Boards gain Whitehouse status...and then some
45. All law enforcement officers would have to weild SATTF guns
46. Switching "Foot" should be taught in every schools
47. Pig riding should become an olympic sport
48. No more speeding tickets, only warnings
49. Every time you get pulled over the theme song from COPS starts playing
50. You'll have to whisper how fast you think you were going
51. If you own a RV, van or tour bus, you have to have dance parties and Bible studies
52. Every store that sells music has to put Switchfoot in their bestsellers and top rated section
53. There's a statue of Willis Chin in every mall. And if its not 25 feet tall, its considered illeagal
54. Everybody is to own at least 2 pairs of shoes and hide them on a bus
55. The guys' birthdays are federal holidays
56. Every band must put "Switchfoot" or "Jon Foreman" in their songs and thank you's
57. All government officers must wear a fedora, including the police
58. The MLB must wear fedoras instead of normal baseball caps
59. The government will award Switchfoot and Jon Foreman the nobel peace prize.
60. Switchfoot will then change the nobel peace prize name to "Sorry I'm Awesome" prize
61. All tattoos are illegal except for Switchfoot logo tattoos
62. No more "HP" printers. "SF" invent much better
63. All the daily vitamins you need are no longer in tablets but in red bull, naked juice, vitamin water
64. Every amusement park has to have a "dolphin" slide and a music-coaster
65. National newspapers will be named "Stars"
66. If you're going to sing a song out loud it has to be a switchfoot song
67. The dictionary has to have: crumbalievable, fontamillas, switchfoot, and gorella as an entry
68. There should b visitor centres in every city
69. Huge arrows pointing to it's direction
70. Everybody's home page is going to be switchfoot.com
71. Official source of news will be THE DAILY FOOT
72. Road signs for speeding people: Please slow down, the stars are coming out
73. No more balut
74. The nation athem of the whole world would be "Politicians"
75. All car brands becomes 'Company'
76. GorElla's become the national animal
77. TWLOHA becomes widespread
78. Pancakes w/ syrup become the national food
79. Band's record in their bedrooms
80. All laptops have to have "muscle without the mass"
81. Fedora's are the nation hats
82. We all drive Company cars
83. Foot soldiers take over real soldiers
84. The Bro-Am is the start of Summer.
85. The rest of the seasons start on their EP release dates
86. All the second hands on a clock should look dirty
87. The weather for today: the shadow proves the sunshine, while raining onions in other areas
88. Any purchase at the store will contain a 4, a 12, or a 24 in the total...somewhere
89. Ninja classes go worldwide, we're talking one on every street
90. You can only buy/play instruments that are the same as the guys ones
91. Everyone must be college dropouts and join a band
92. Unless you're the drummer
93. A "Switchfoot Lunch" would consist of: Tim's Cascade Style potato chips, a sandwich (to be destroyed whilst well-lit), yellow Vitamin Water
94. The word H41r is considered a felony if said and is punishable to death
95. If you're into Chick-Fil-A Iced Tea, that could replace the vitamin water too
96. Everyone's car alarms would sound "I've got the company car!!" and everyone's license plate would be "CMPNYCAR" or "IHRTSF"
97. Or something SF related....it'd be hard to register your vehicle
98. Tim sings at every baseball game
99. The hardcore fan quiz from LOBH would be the college entrance exam for every college
100. If they fail they need to be forced to listen to the teeny bands, ex: Hannah Barftana all day and Night for a week
101. San Diego would become the nations capitol
102. Vitamin Water is the national beverage
103. Naked juice is the national juice
104. All puppys MUST be named Tim
105. Jon for president
106. Any neighbor who eats your turtle gets life imprisonment
107. All the United State "nicknames" must be related to SF
108. All those hallmark cards that play music must play SF songs or use sf quotes
109. They play mirror in all dressing rooms
110. Elevator music would be all SF instead of those boring little tunes
111. Every commercial for the next president has Politicians in the background
112. You can only sell cell phones at shopping malls
113. Every time you yawn you have to end it by laughing
114. Every night at sunset the TVs are interrupted with "Stars"
115. Before every battle "Ammo" is sung
116. Ice cream trucks should play Switchfoot songs
117. Podcasts are featured in Movie theatres
118.Pasta whould be shaped like the Sf symbol
119.The SF Olympics include games such as bass karate, ultimate 'bee, etc. And Jerome would coach of course
120. Wwell, possibly "good" music from other planets (such as Anberlin world, Underoath Planet) would be allowed to imigrate and make themselves at home
121.There would be no deciduous trees, only evergreens
122. There would be hidden guitars only to be found at the bottom of empty swimming pools and everyone would have rectangle shaped heads with dots
123. All music videos should be shot underwat or involve gettin wet in some way, and before it is shot everyone on set must sing underwater
124. People would be drawn against white backgrounds with craziness everywhere
125. Gravity would suddenly cease at random times and then return with the rain
126. Everyone would have dreams of waking up as golden men
127. There should be 412 days in a year
128. All fortune cookies now contain only Jon, Tim, Chad, Romey or Drew quotes
129. You must wear a fedora hat and eat cheese
130. Bologna is outlawed
131. Podcasts will be aired on tv, as well as switchfootage
132. They will all be released on blue-ray
133. "Narcoleptic drummer" is now an official term
134. All starbucks coffee should have Chad quotes on it
135. Remove the "h" from the name of everyone who is named John or Johnathan
136. Force all guns to only use bullets of soul
137. Instead of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame it would become the SF Hall of Fame
138. All awards given are "footy"
139. There will be a Woodstock-like SF event (bigger than BroAm) that would last just as long and be even more awesome