I hate the festive season. Love it in theory, hate it when it actually comes around. It seems to be the annual 'Shannon ruins everything, we wish she didn't live with us' season. Well guess what? I don't particularly want to live here either. I know I'm a screw up, I don't need you reminding me every five seconds. Gargh. Can you tell we just put up ( Read more... )

'The only unfortunate thing was that men lagged so far behind women in the matter. They insisted on the sex thing like dogs.'

Well, I thought it was amusing.

Gaflunk. Which is the sound of me failing my french Paper 2. Oh well ( Read more... )

Gack. Four days left. Four days that I'm completely unprepared for. Gack. Why do I get the feeling they're going to be very long days? Seriously under-prepared. I'm vaguely hoping I'll have a burst of inspiration in english and be able to make lots of nice things up. My justification is it worked for mocks. Psych is...dead. Hmmm...psych is dead or ( Read more... )

Sigh.

I think I'm in love.

With Hornblower.

Yes, I am incredibly pathetic.

But watching men on ye olde sailing ships is so much more appealing than studying.

Waahhhh. Failure of chem is imminent. No matter how many times I go over the syllabus and no matter how well I know it, I can't get a 7 on past papers. I may as well not do it. What's wrong with me? Bloody hell. I don't want to fail chem. I don't want to fail anything for that matter. But I like chem and want to do well in it. I don't know what to ( Read more... )

My brother ate Vlad. Correction; we ate Vlad. Poor Vlad. Although I have the sneaking suspicion that Vlad will have the last laugh ( Read more... )

Is a zombie.

Muwuaaaah.

Yes. That is my zombie noise.

2 more days.

Fuck.

There aren't enough days.

There are too many days.

Spin, spin, spin.

Around and around we go.

I don't know what's worse; the fact that exams are a week away or that my mother seems to think silence is a bad thing ( Read more... )

Geblah.

Welcome to Zort.

Population: You

Giant monster about to eat the world: You

Hero about to save it: You

Enjoy your stay.