So I'm gonna make the website prettier

[perpet_fic]

We are still without our own internet. Excuse me a moment.

::headdesk::

In the meantime, I shall fuck about with the webpage css and html and see what I can come up with.

Because at least it's internet related.

Seriously, I'm going to send the ISP a shit in a hat.

Comments

[leaper182]

Why is it that I can imagine you asking your husband to help you to create a truly astounding bouquet to send to your ISP?

... You'd be giving two shits.

I need to stop myself. D:

[perpet_fic]

He leaves the shit in a hat bouquet to me. I tend to deliver more forcefully. By chucking it at someone's head.

[leaper182]

Ah, but do you throw it, or use a catapult/gun/projectile weapon?

Because your hands would get all covered with poo, depending on consistency of said fecal matter.

[perpet_fic]

Well, I wear gloves, of course. No point in tempting fate with a biohazard.

[fearciuil]

Are you gonna rig that shit to catch on fire, too?

>D

[perpet_fic]

Now that you mention it, that is bloody brilliant.