Comment Fic Battle?!

[peroxidepest17]

Because I need to remember how to write things that are short and still make sense!

SO.

Leave me a fandom/pairing/prompt below to start a battle! The only catch is if you prompt me, you better be prepared to write me one back! Bwahahaha. Anyway, prompt as many times you want with that in mind. XD

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[elizajet]

5. Tegoshi becomes a movie critic?

[peroxidepest17]

"So, what'd you think?" Ryo asks casually over the phone one afternoon, after he reads on Tegoshi's nikki that he'd seen Chronmage Purin on DVD last weekend

1/2

[peroxidepest17]

"So you're telling me," Dean realizes darkly, glaring at Sam over the pages and pages of research gathered on their motel room table, "that Ariel was really a slimy, green, soul-eating bitch." He leans back in his chair and crosses his arms over his chest indignantly. "Thanks for making my childhood even worse, man."

"I don't know who Ariel is," Castiel points out from where he's sitting beside Dean, arms also crossed and vaguely disapproving as he goes over the images of their possible suspects from the strip club's website. Dean knows that face. That face means he suspects all the strippers of being man eating harpies or something

2/2

[peroxidepest17]

After that, there's a shriek and a pop when the knife slides in to mermaid flesh, and from there, blondie explodes into a giant pile of seafoam all over Sam, which has Sam shaking his head and coming back into himself just in time for him to realize that he's covered in what is essentially mermaid guts. The second thing he realizes is that he needs to warn his brother about how there's more than one mermaid, because the brunette on the ground is suddenly looking a little green-tinged around the gills and shrieking for backup at the sight of her dead sister in a pitch that makes Dean's ears ring

Re: 2/2

[peroxidepest17]

YOU OWE ME NAMED TIMESTAMP. *grabby hands*

[sophiap]

Supernatural - a case in a haunted amusement park reveals that Dean's fear of flying is nothing compared to his fear of roller coasters.

1/3

[peroxidepest17]

This is not fun or interesting at all, but I TRIED.

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Of course Sam's the one who gets the haunted carousel. The horses go in circles (oh the humanity) and at one point, Dean is pretty sure the whole thing starts to move at a wild 15mph rotation while Sam is darting around with his flashlight in hand, looking panicked and tense like the carousel is some sort of terrifying monster and he could die from all the pink pretty horses and gilt mirrors or something.

It's like that poltergeist that nearly killed Sam with a freaking lamp cord all over again.

And by that, Dean means pathetic. Some things, even when they're haunted don't count as scary.

So yeah. Sam's dealing with that right now, like a champ.

What does Dean get to do in the meantime?

Nothing nearly as cute as a carousel, obviously. Nothing even as rife with innocent horror movie potential as a house of mirrors or the kiddie train that loops around about 500 feet of track over and over again.

Nope. Dean gets trapped on the out and out most terrifying ride in the

2/3

[peroxidepest17]

This happens when the shoulder guard abruptly slams down over his head as he examines what he thinks is a bloody message scrawled on the front of the roller coaster car he's crouching in, effectively locking him into the seat that he's only really half in as is

3/3

[peroxidepest17]

He thinks he remembers seeing a plain brown horse sitting in the corner of a pile of stuffed animals, in between a small white dog and a adorably fat plush pig. The horse had seemed well worn, stained and matted in the way much-loved objects get in one's childhood.

"Right," he says, and nearly hits himself for being so stupid.

He changes course abruptly and stumbles determinedly towards the brown stallion.

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Dean struggles futilely against the shoulder guard as it pins him down at an uncomfortable angle because he's actually stretched out across both of the car's seats, his foot hanging out over the edge of the car in exactly the manner all the prerecorded safety warnings tell you not to do.

There is some manly cursing at the ghost as he moves, and then some slightly less manly hyperventilating, and then, as he feels the front of the cart go over the edge of the first drop, suspending him like that for just a second, he also hears something that sounds a lot like a squeak come out of his throat

[juin]

I don't know how your timezone works so I'll assume that this is still on! 8D

Bleach - Zaraki/Byakuya - yakuza in suits

[juin]

...Even though it's like a whole day late LOL.

[peroxidepest17]

STILL ON

[juin]

Pink tie! ♥

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"Whee!" Yachiru shrieks gleefully as she races through every room in the house, leaving grass and dirt and what looks like blood in her wake. Servants scramble after her, abandoning their unpacking to scrub frantically at the dirtied tatami mats.

"We need to set some ground rules," Byakuya says, and opens up a scroll. At the top of the page is written Rules For Yachiru in elegant calligraphy, followed by a short list. Byakuya pauses, then draws a neat line through the first rule: Don't run in the house. He places the scroll in front of Zaraki.

Zaraki squints at it with one eye, then says, "Yachiru can't read."

Byakuya pauses, then retrieves the scroll. He adds a new item to the list. He places the scroll in front of Zaraki again.

For a moment Zaraki considers simply walking out, but then remembers that he lives here now so he doesn't really have anywhere to walk out to. Besides, he wants to have sex tonight, so he humours Byakuya. With a sigh that sounds more like a growl, he reads out dutifully, "Take a