Bleach- "Captains' Meeting"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Captains’ Meeting
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: Parallel piece to "Meet the Captain" and “Meet Kenpachi”.
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: lightly IbaxIsane, Unohana, Komamura, Ikkaku, Renji
Warnings/Spoilers: Whole Soul Society Arc by proxy. Some OOC and craziness here, but you were all expecting that anyway.
Word Count: 1,811
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Comments

[meallanmouse]

The vice-captain blinked upon seeing two of her superiors sitting in the room together, drinking tea. She blushed rather impressively. “Ah, excuse me, Komamaura-taichou,” she apologized, bowing hastily.

Typo in Konamura's name.

And heeheehee! Lovely way for me to start a Sunday work day. Much love for this one. Thaaank you! :D

[peroxidepest17]

Haha I love how we both typoed the poor guy's name. NOT ENOUGH LOVE I suppose. ;_;

Thanks for the catch!

[mei_yanohi]

THIS WAS AMAZING. The Komamura and Unohana goodness, the retarded Renji and Ikkaku goodness, IT WAS GOODNESS. Thanks so much for posting it. XD

[peroxidepest17]

Haha Thug retardedness is always fun, I suppose. XD Komamura and Unohana may now be my offical most, WTF pairing ever, but DAMN it was fun to write them interacting. XD

[wolfiel]

That was damn good crack. xD... <-- still laughing. Ah... Renji and Ikkaku's solutions to their .. partner/lover?'s insecurities were amusing. xD...

Ikkaku grinned. “I tell Kira to stop bein’ a damn wimp and suck it up.”

Pause.

“Er… not in an um…dirty way or nothin’. You know what I mean.”

... xD

[peroxidepest17]

Hehe Ikkaku has a dirty mind. ♥ Poor Kira. XD

[evil_gummiworm]

Very cute sequel-y-thingy. :D Loveloveloved Komamura, and Unohana's sweet yet oddly intimidating demeanor was really well-portrayed.

“I ain’t sick, goddammit! I’m bein’ a goddamned gentleman! The hell’re you assholes doin’? Hey…put that damned needle down, I’m fine I tell ya, fine! That crazy woman doesn’t know the hell she’s talkin’ ‘bout! I…OW! Sonofabitch!”

Hahaha. That really cracked me up. I can just picture Iba shouting at some poor little fourth division guy.

[peroxidepest17]

Haha yes, Iba is a big intimidating man... poor fourth div guys. ^^;;

[ainbthen]

*giggling*

Iba's outburst there towards the end cracked me up. It's just too funny. Love how the captains are trying to help smooth things out, but that it doesn't quite work that way.

[peroxidepest17]

Their love is so dysfunctional? XD