Supernatural- "Adventures in Diplomacy- 1"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Adventures in Diplomacy (or how Castiel and Crowley Got Stuck On Earth Helping With the Cleanup) - Ch 1
Universe: Supernatural
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG
Character/Pairing/s: Castiel, Crowley, Michael (Mentions of Dean)
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers through 5x21 (and then pretty much AU). MOAR blasphemy! Some crack. Randomness.
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Comments

[peroxidepest17]

Sometimes my fingers type faster than my brain can process. Fixed, I think.

[pinkpapyrus]

I-I can't explain how much I love this without using capslock or just pasting things I loved. So I'll do the pasting thing now and yell later.

Number One:

“This is… confining,” Michael states, with a weighty gravity that sucks all of the air out of the room. “It is much too small.”

Crowley rolls his eyes and sips at a mug of coffee in the kitchenette, watching as Castiel stands beside his brother in the living room, looking as grave and weighty about the whole thing as Michael does. “It is as Dean has ordered,” Castiel says.

Michael gives Castiel a look of utter reproach.

Castiel blinks. “DEAN,” he corrects.

Number Two:

“Then I will be off. Thank you, Castiel. I hope that you will have an exceedingly awesome and badass day.”

Number Three:

“Does DEAN require that we love all pie equally or are some pies created greater than others?”

“What if we prefer sandwiches to pie? Is this considered blasphemy? Can we fall because of it? Why is roast beef so delicious? Is there such a thing as pie with roast beef inside of it?”Number

[peroxidepest17]

I WILL KEEP TRYING though I warn you it will probably only descend into further madness. I kind of imagine Crowley and Cas having to take a busload of demons and angels on a museum field trip.

[pinkpapyrus]

I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW FOND I AM OF YOUR LUNACY, ASSBUTT. ♥

[peroxidepest17]

I GUESS THIS MAKES US BOTH VERY VERY CRAZY.

[yararanger]

SHRIEK OMG OKAY TOMORROW WILL BE SPENT FINISHING SEASON 4 OMG I NEED THIS FIC LIKE KAME NEEDS A DECENT HAIRSTYLIST s,mgbd,gkjsdgkjhdk I love you forever I WILL BE BACK TO READ THIS AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE sdkgjhdsghsdkljghdg

[peroxidepest17]

asdfl;sadf;lj ALMOST THERE YOU ARE ALMOST THERE.

[yararanger]

YOU SEE HOW HARD I AM WORKING OUT OF SHEER LOVE FOR YOU +_+ 8D 8D 8D omg I should go to sleep so that I can wake up sooner and watch some more, it's 2am asldgkhsj PERO DID I SAY THAT ILU?

[peroxidepest17]

asdfljk;adf ILU2 GANBATTE. AHAHA AND CAS ONLY GETS GREATER AND GREATER AND YOU WILL LOVE HIM TOO. IT WILL BE PERFECT.

[kenaressa]

*laughs* this just gets better and better!

[peroxidepest17]

Glad you liked!

[tricksterschild]

lol This is great, poor Cas. I look forward to more.

[peroxidepest17]

Ahaha I will get right on it then.