One Piece- "Beware the Kraken (or Real Men Don’t Talk, They Do Stuff and Stuff)"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Beware the Kraken (or Real Men Don’t Talk, They Do Stuff and Stuff)
Universe: One Piece
Theme/Topic: Stupid guy love
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: lightly ZoroxSanji (appearances by Nami and Robin because they are smart and Luffy because he is not)
Warnings/Spoilers: None I can imagine. Probably crack.
Word Count: 1555
Summary: In

Comments

[lala_ii]

...Boys are dumb.

[peroxidepest17]

No, no. They are just being MANLY.

[anyjen]

Oh, man. That was awesome. Because nothing says "sorry" like leaving around oozing pieces of slimy, smelly, dead kraken for you to find. XD

[peroxidepest17]

Right? It's like my neighbor's cat and how it would leave dead rodents in front of our door like, every day. XD

[alessandriana]

HAH. Oh, Zoro. I lol'd IRL at the last bit.

[peroxidepest17]

It all makes logical sense in his head. XD

[black_widow1417]

.. really if they were any slower they'd be going backwards. *sigh* silly boys

Loved it! it made me giggle. ^_^

[peroxidepest17]

We will never understand the minds of manly men I guess. XD

[fieryredqueen]

Zoro's like my cats, leaving 'presents' at the door all the time. Like a freshly killed sock or lizard. This was lots of fun! Sanji's a dense one.

[peroxidepest17]

LOL Originally I was thinking about turning Zoro into a cat but then I thought this would be so much stupider. XD