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JE/KAT-TUN/NEWS- "You Can’t See Me (Because I’m a Ninja)"

Mar 23, 2010 15:45

Title: You Can’t See Me (Because I’m a Ninja)
Universe: JE/ KAT-TUN/NEWS
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13 for language and mentions of you know, date rape.
Character/Pairing/s: Jin focus (KAT-TUN and NEWS appearances)
Warnings/Spoilers: crack, randomness, stupidity
Word Count: 5,610
Summary: Jin gets roofied.
Dedication: pixisticks’s very late birthday ( Read more... )

ueda, jin, koyama, je, kat-tun, massu, kame, yamapi, nakamaru, news, tegoshi, junno, shige, ryo, koki

Comments 30

merii_hydeist March 24 2010, 02:59:01 UTC

"NEWS really is the smart group."
THIS!

"Tegoshi bows. “Thank you, thank you. I’ve been practicing. For my next trick, I will cut Shige in half.”

AND THISSSSSSS! BRB, WILL JUST LAUGH MY ASS OFF. XD

peroxidepest17 March 25 2010, 00:09:43 UTC

NEWS+improvising. I could see it. LOL

fairy_chimes March 24 2010, 05:43:11 UTC

“Plus he’s got some pore issues so you could have him tote the pore shrinking stuff and give Taguchi then white-glow stuff instead, since he likes to sparkle like a moron.”

This was amazing. XDDD

peroxidepest17 March 25 2010, 00:13:35 UTC

Glad you liked! ^_^

zheinpathos March 24 2010, 07:22:02 UTC

Of course he would be running to NEWS for help. Figures. XD

Utterly adorable! <333333 His day couldn't be any weirder XD

peroxidepest17 March 25 2010, 00:10:05 UTC

LOL Well first he was running to NEWS to mess with them... XD

pixisticks March 24 2010, 13:45:24 UTC

I SEE THIS AND I AM GOING TO READ IT NOW!

However, I am on the verge of passing out so I might not be able to leave a proper comment until tomorrow. xD BUT THANK YOU KASHFLAHHLAKSHFLAKF <33333 I DO KNOW THIS EXISTS AND I AM VERY EXCITED, DON'T WORRY. :DDDD

peroxidepest17 March 25 2010, 00:10:23 UTC

LOL I ALWAYS HAVE BAD TIMING WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING NO WORRIES.

pixisticks March 24 2010, 14:00:19 UTC

He stops when he sees the floating magazine. Asks, “Is that magazine floating?”

He goes completely white as a sheet after that, and Jin braces himself, waiting for the screaming and signs of the cross and running away that inevitably follow.

But then, “Abrakadabra!” Tegoshi blurts suddenly, waving his arms mystically in the direction of the magazine.

Ryo elbows Jin in the arm then, and makes him drop it.

The magazine hits the ground.

The rest of NEWS moves to applaud Tegoshi obligingly. “Neat magic trick, Tego-nyan!” Koyama exclaims, a bit too shrilly. “It looked really real, ne! Right?”

“Really real!” Yamapi echoes.

Tegoshi bows. “Thank you, thank you. I’ve been practicing. For my next trick, I will cut Shige in half.”

This is my favourite bit ever. XDDDDD AND LOL JIN'S LOGIC. "at least I'm not drunk" alskhflaf oh Bakanishi. He has a point. I'm amazed he had the sense to take off his clothes. XD ...Then again, considering it's Jin... *shot ( ... )

peroxidepest17 March 25 2010, 00:11:13 UTC

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE JIN'S ABILITY TO TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES.

This is what KAT-TUN (and JE in general) have taught me. XD

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY I'M SORRY I'M NEVER ON TIME ILU2. <33