JE/NEWS+KAT-TUN- "Modern Anthropology (or This is How Johnnies Make Dramas and Sometimes Babies)"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Modern Anthropology (or This is How Johnnies Make Dramas and Sometimes Babies)
Universe: JE/ NewS/KAT-TUN
Theme/Topic: Tegoshi without Massu
Rating: PG-15
Character/Pairing/s: Yamanade Cast (JohnniesxMiyao, but mostly MiyaoxTegoshi)
Warnings/Spoilers: Stupidity as per usual and bad characterization of Miyao probably (IT WOULD BE BETTER IF

Comments

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[myxstorie]

OMG that's totally my name right there *clutches the fic*

This is AMAZING. I laughed out loud more times than I can count XDD I looove poor Miyao's confusion about whether this is just how Johnnies ARE or not and his manager!!! '..have you ever seen them perform?' >_>; XDDDD

Tegoshi is the only one not unconsciously broadcasting an intense desire for spontaneous fornication all of the time,
I didn't just laugh at this, I couldn't STOP myself bursting out with laughter XDDDDDD

Looool and then Tegoshi goes all Switch On on him XDD poor Miyao, he has yet to realise that Johnnies are just a liiiittle bit slutty XD

Apparently he thinks that Miyao uncrossing his legs is an invitation to sit on them,
I love love love this bit XDD so very tegoshi <3

“Uh,” is all Miyao actually says out loud.
Fghjkjhgf I LOVE your Miyao XDD he's adorable~

“Welcome to a Johnny’s drama; you’ve got so much to learn.”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

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[peroxidepest17]

AHHH So relieved because I was like "WELL THIS DOESN'T HAVE TEGOMASS IN IT BUT AT THE SAME TIME FOCUS IS ENTIRELY NOT TEGO" clearly I fail at requests almost as badly as I fail at drabbles? This was totally supposed to be under 1k when I started it BUT I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN CARRIED AWAY with the slutty adjectives why are there so many.

<333 Glad you liked iiiit! Your flail makes me sparkle. ^_^y

[peroxidepest17]

It's okay, we know he's with people more than willing to catch him up on what he missed. XD

[pinklunacy]

"it seems like the seduction might be entirely conscious after all"

I think this is a very clever wrap up of what JE is made of. But we're so buying it, after all <3

I love how all the boys are hot little pieces of sex and Miyao just ends up being fine with that.
(I'm still wondering how his agency managed to force him into this drama, btw, the poor little thing ;p)

Thanks a lot for sharing. this was lovely and hilarious ♥

[peroxidepest17]

They probably pressured him into doing the drama because he's the only one anyone can think of that can walk alongside the Johnnies and make their hip-swishy Johnnies' walk seem normal.XD

[moonbyrd]

LOL and AWESOME!

[peroxidepest17]

Yay!

[zheinpathos]

HNRGH

Miyao needs more love! <3 Perfect way to get him into the circle of insanity that are Johnnies XD

[peroxidepest17]

I'm waiting. THERE WILL BE PORN WITH HIM SOON I KNOW IT.

[zheinpathos]

You and me both! XD That and KameTego XD *waits*

[peroxidepest17]

I am not sure if that is something I would ever want to read but LOL It's probably on its way too.