Bleach- "The Seven Stages of Dying (Like a Bitch)"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: The Seven Stages of Dying (Like a Bitch)
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: How I Could Just Kill a Man
Rating: PG-13 for violence
Character/Pairing/s: Yammy (with Kenpachi, Byakuya, and Yachiru in the background)
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers through chapter 282, speculation of the beyond.
Word Count: 1,270
Summary: Yammy didn’t have a chance in

Comments

[zeffy_amethyst]

I haven't gotten up to this part yet, and apparently my mind doesn't like to register summaries, so at first I was like Ichigo and Ishida? Then I realised it was Byakuya-hime and Kenpachi. XP

I'm retarded.

Aaaaaaaanywho. I love the ending with Yachiru and her insane speed of talking.

[peroxidepest17]

READ THE CHAPTERS THEY ARE SO HYSTERICAL. XD

[cheloya]

♥♥♥ Oh, Yammy. The pain you suffer nobly through.

[peroxidepest17]

He's not strong enough to matter. XD

[tricksterschild]

Lol and when I read this latest chapter, I thought of your fics immediately. Glad to see you expand upon it.

[peroxidepest17]

When I read that I felt like I won the UNIVERSE.

[peroxidepest17]

LOL Awesome. XD

[sophiap]

Wonderful! I love the Kenpachi-Byakuya interaction as seen through Yammy's (poor Yammy) point of view.

The ending was excellent - having Yachiru babble him to death is such a perfect final indignity.

[peroxidepest17]

Ahaha Yachiru is clearly the winner here. XD