JE/NEWS/KAT-TUN- "NEWS is Unsanitary"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: NEWS is Unsanitary (or This is How Diseases like Swine Flu and Member-ai Spread)
Universe: JE/NewS/KT
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-15 for innuendo
Character/Pairing/s: NEWSxNEWS, NakamaruxMassu (appearances or mentions of the rest of KT)
Warnings/Spoilers: Stupidity.
Word Count: 2,425
Summary: The morning after the events of “It’s Like

Comments

[sono_kiseki]

lsaldjs is this like a continuation a fic some time back? (excuse my poor memory; I can't remember the name)

Either way, this was awesome. XDD I love the (nonexistent) KAT-TUN member ai just flooding the air in their humungous dance studio. ♥ And Nakamaru. Poor Nakamaru. >_>

Good job as usual~!

[peroxidepest17]

It's linked to the fic it is a continuation of in the header.

[sono_kiseki]

/looks/

...Oops. Ignore my stupidity. /bows/

[snow_meow]

ROFL

I don't know if Massu is so innocent to think that he has got the special Chicken Pox or Tegoshi decided that Massu needed to remain innocent even while being corrupted by NEWS.

Poor Nakamaru. I think he would be glad that KAT-TUN doesn't have NEWS' member-ai.

[peroxidepest17]

He totally would be glad; I don't think he wants that kind of contact. XD

[yararanger]

CRYING with laughter. omg. Sobbing. Has Crys read this already? No, wait, you posted it at late o'clock argh but jsghskjgh KAT-TUN with the 3-foot space and Taguchi thinks it is because of their sales and everybody edging away from Koki and then SWINE FLU, dead. There is so much that I love about this. *rolls around* Like Ryo going "pffffft" into Pi's abdomen (I can picture him squirming, haha) and Massu's adorable genuine concern sgksgkjh ♥

how did I miss that meme? when you said 'fic for Crys' I just assumed, you know, fic for Crys. In the way that everyone ends up writing fic for Crys eventually. XD;

[peroxidepest17]

LOL It was posted on my lj? It was under a cut though, so you might have missed it if you are skimming through I guess?

But no, Crys hasn't read it yet! Your reaction buoys me though, I was worried. XD

[ryogrande]

In the way that everyone ends up writing fic for Crys eventually.

I APPROVE OF THIS. MOAR PEROFIC FOR CRYS. :D

[ryogrande]

DAMMIT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS POST FIC AFTER I GO TO BED???

I WILL READ THIS AT LUNCH, I PROMISE. ♥♥

[peroxidepest17]

I WORK BEST AT NIGHT. XD

[ryogrande]

ROFLROFL YOU GAVE MARU THE SWINE FLU. I SHOULD HATE YOU BUT YOU KIND OF OWE ME FOR DUMPING A BUILDING ON HIM. >.>

i tried to remember all of my favorite parts, but then SHIGE WAS BLOWING RYO IN PEROFIC and everything kind of flew out of my ear. *_* i remember massu's "swagger," the news sleep orgy after the real orgy, and EVERY SINGLE LINE ABOUT KAT-TUN. i love that their dressing room is so huge because of their three-foot rule that turns into five feet because koki is a dirty whore WHO TEXT SEXES TEGOSHI. XDDDDD WRITE KAT-TUN FOREVER. ♥

MASSU'S LITTLE INJECTION, DIES. I CHOKED ON MY LUNCH WHEN I READ THAT.

i love you SO MUCH. this is the best thing i could read today. i'm glad i went through all that trouble to find a timestamp. XD IT WAS WORTH IT. *_*

NEVER LEAVE ME *CLINGS*

[peroxidepest17]

YAY SO GLAD YOU ARE HAPPY. LOL Swine Flu is totally in, btw, all the cool kids are obviously getting it. XD

[paper_berries]

Your creativity hits me like a brick as always XDD <3

[peroxidepest17]

LOL A good brick I hope? >>