Title: Hate is a Lot like Love Except with Less Biting
Universe: Bleach
Theme/Topic: Unadulterated Loathing
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: KenpachixByakuya (kind of) and Yachiru, Renji, Shunsui, Yumichika, and Ikkaku present or mentioned
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, OOC, random. No real spoilers I can imagine.
Word Count: 2,640
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Poor Byakuya. He really doesn't stand a chance against the force of nature that is Ken-chan. :D
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It seems you're slowly moving them both out of being Yachiru's guardians into the something more category.
Why is this pairing so evilly delicious! (Delicious evil?)
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“Hearin’ please from you sure is pretty, but those aren’t the rules I live by, Kuchiki-hime. You want me to listen to you, then you better prove to me that you’re gonna kick my ass if I don’t.”
Positive Proof that Ken-chan's on the prowl for a wife. It's true. He's got his sights set on *that one*. Byakushi's the one - the lucky guy Ken-chan's going to marry. He's the most beautiful uptight rich boy guy in town. And that makes him the best. And doesn't Ken-chan deserve the best?
(sorry, too much Disney lately -_-;;)
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Including small singing woodland creatures.
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Except that he'd probably eat them. Or kill them. Because there's something wrong with those unnatural fuckers. Animals smart enough to sing likely come from the 12th division. And that's reason enough to put them out of their misery.
At least they *know* where Yachiru's pet fish come from. ^_^
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*GREATLY AMUSED* ♥!
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