JE/NEWS- "For the Love of God (or Five Times Tegoshi was Almost Found Out)"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: For the Love of God (or Five Times Tegoshi was Almost Found Out)
Universe: JE/ NewS
Theme/Topic: See title
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NewS (with some TegoxUniverse, implied TegoxNagase, and special appearances by Sho, Koki, Nagase, and Douche!Jin)
Warnings/Spoilers: crack, random. Bad science, as I know nothing about bee pheromones

Comments

[only_human_baby]

When Jin sees them he promptly says something (loudly) to Ryo and Yamapi about how he totally did get invited to join Johnny’s All Star Soccer Team, it’s just that he doesn’t have time for it at all because of filming and stuff.

Ryo’s response is to kick Jin in the shin and tell him to go ahead and lose fifteen pounds before he wants to play all star at anything

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You are a genious!!!!!!!!! so that´s the reason LOL

and the last part about Ueda and the fairies it´s ♥

Tesshi is not human! I liked it!

[peroxidepest17]

Glad you liked!

[annedee08]

uwaaaaaah~ kawaii tegoshi!!! XD
i adore him~ ^^

[peroxidepest17]

Me too. Oh, me too. XD

[knowmonsta]

THIS WAS TOO AWESOME.

But before he can ask what the hell Tegoshi is doing or who he thinks he’s talking to, the flying water bottle somehow misses its mark completely, hits the edge of the windowsill, bounces off of the side of it, then the top of it, and slingshots right back at Shige with a surprising amount of force.

It hits him square in the forehead.

LMAO. Don't mess with god!Tego . . . EVER. XD

[peroxidepest17]

LOL Shige tries hard. XD

[kawaiitensai]

Was that Kung Fu Dunk?! Haha, I love god!Tego. ♥ Especially with wings~ ♥ XD

[peroxidepest17]

^_^y

[procreational]

LOL oh God that's really all I can say. I haven't read NEWS fic in like...weeks...and I'm ridiculously glad this is what I come back to. Also glad that I harassed you for fic. :|v

1. dgjkhs your Shige is hilarious because he is SO SMART and yet...Tegoshi manages to outsmart him every single time. T_T I could totally picture the water bottle thing actually happening, if only because Tegoshi is lucky like that.

2. I LIKE THAT MASSU IS THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY COMES CLOSEST AND MAKES TEGOSHI SWEAT. Good job Massu. T___T

3. Oh God Tegoshi gdjk bending the time-space continuum and Shige taking things too seriously and just djhkg lol. T_T

4. THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD djgks ALL OF THEM BEING UNDER TEGOSHI'S THUMB and knowing exactly when he needs something. A+ T_T Also, Shige being too smart for his own good.

5. dgjhskjhgkjdsdkghouakdjgsk that is all. ♥ Well okay not really, but definitely my favorite section lol Yamapi Yamapi Yamapiiiii. ♥

[procreational]

I forgot to say...THANK YOU! ♥

[peroxidepest17]

YOU ARE WELCOME. <3

[peroxidepest17]

AHAHA I Love how it's Yamapi that is your favorite NO BIAS AT ALL RIGHT? XD