JE- "These are Mysteries"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: These Are Mysteries
Universe: JE ( Government AU B-Side)
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: NEWS, KAT-TUN, TOKIO, ARASHI, V6, Kinki, T&T, Matchy, Toma, Senga, Kawai (i.e. everyone)
Warnings/Spoilers: Crack, OOC, randomness.
Word Count: 4,783
Summary: In response to “We are Legends”- the agency has some mysteries too.

Comments

[zeffy_amethyst]

T^2 pffffffffft! I love that one. And the V6 one, and of course the Ryo one. I really, really hope you keep writing in this verse.

[peroxidepest17]

there are...plans. so far. >>

[cynicalism]

i am too braindead to read this atm so expect a comment some time in the future, but jalksdas your icon makes my heart bleed.

[peroxidepest17]

SORRY I just felt the need to use it. Here have my nicer Kusa one.

[mousapelli]

awwwww, I totally love all of these as usual, but my extra special favorite was the one about bombs because Koyama and Nakamaru and juniors! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

I love them all so hard.

also, LOL TOMA. SO MUCH LOL.

[peroxidepest17]

I figured you'd like the juniors, or something. LOL

[skadihelias]

I love 'The Internal Mystery' the most, because I'm biased like that XD

And I also love 'The Ritual Mystery" (ZOMGWTF TOKIO?! XDDD) and 'The Mystery of Life' (Koyama and Nakamaru FTW!!!). I also love Agent Okada. That poor little thing *pets him*

[peroxidepest17]

TOKIO REALLY DOES THAT.

[skadihelias]

I know... That's why it's ZOMGWTF.

[peroxidepest17]

Because they're manly and tough looking and can do what they want I suppose. XD

[ayumwu]

Oh GOD, you never cease to amaze me with what you can do with your brain.

Which, speaking of, are you still sick and on medication? XD

I loved all the sempai group ones, obviously, rofl, because you write amazing TOKIO and V6 and Arashi. I'm surprised you haven't brought in SMAP yet WHOOPS okay it's coming XD obviously I didn't read the A/N and I'm sorry for blabbering

And I like the 10th one, because in total the bag will have been there for like 9 months, and by then I'm sure that even if KAT-TUN didn't call a bomb threat and have V6 get rid of it, everyone ELSE in the building will have asked them to anyway because of the funny smell.

In the meantime, Director Ohno flips over his report to show his teammates once he’s finished; rather than written, it’s drawn out in manga form (complete with speech bubbles and sound effects and tone). Everything on it looks about accurate, except that instead of government agents, ARASHI are space cowboys. And Nino is a girl.

Sho stares. “Close enough,” he decides, after a moment.

Ohno beams.

[peroxidepest17]

Nope, better now.

[ayumwu]

Well, it's good to hear. ^^

[peroxidepest17]

Thanks!

[strigine]

The ARASHI one made me laugh so hard I'm afraid I woke the neighbors. XD

[peroxidepest17]

LOL I totally made up my characterization.