JE/NEWS- "My Member-ai is so Strong it Leaves Heart-Shaped Bruises Behind"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: My Member-ai is so Strong it Leaves Heart-Shaped Bruises Behind
Universe: JE/ NewS
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: ShigexNewS (guest appearances by members of K8, Yax3, and KAT-TUN)
Warnings/Spoilers: OOC, stupidly, CRACK (the usual).
Word Count: 2,649
Summary: Shige has a special kind of member-ai.
Dedication: OKAY so

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[xarwenz]

ASEJDKJDSHYUSQK,SDWIEDWEUJDNSK;SDOLWDP...SHIGE!

NO COHERENT THOUGHTS!

Ryo shortie jokes WILL never get old! The image of him trippng over humongus robe is alone hysterical! You're so lucky to have Shige as your saviour, Ryo!

“Shige’s member-ai ne,” he explains to her warmly, “is that no one can pick on NewS members but him.”

And no one is permitted to pick on Shige except NEWS mebers!
Such member-ai!!

[peroxidepest17]

LOL Ryo's personality is so much taller than him. XD

[xarwenz]

It's only FAIR!

[peroxidepest17]

TRUE.

[michiyu]

Awwwwww! You just made me love Shige even more!

Shige scoffs, but still doesn’t look up at either of them. “You’re not three feet taller than Nishikido-kun. You’re six centimeters taller than him, which, when you multiply by 0.3937008, gets you 2.3622048 inches. There are twelve inches in a foot; so you couldn’t logically be three feet taller than him if you’re not even half a foot taller than him.” Pause. “Unless you don’t know that twelve is greater than 2.36, I guess, in which case you could clearly delude yourself into believing that kind of lie.”

Silence.

“Huh?” Jin says, again.
Shige and his smartness pwns everyone. xD

“Shige’s member-ai ne,” he explains to her warmly, “is that no one can pick on NewS members but him.”
That was an awesome ending. ♥
Their member-ai is so great that they have a name for it!~

[peroxidepest17]

Shige may think that Koyama is kind of a dumbass, but Koyama knows the most out of anyone when it comes to matters of the heart. XD

[tacchon]

That's the cutest thing ever! I love how Shige is characterized~ ♥

Koyama is so right in the end. But honestly, that's not a bad sort of member-ai. :3

[peroxidepest17]

Every group needs one, right? XD

[1st_eggokage]

SHIGE'S MEMBER-AI IS THE MEMBER-AI THAT DARES NOT SPEAK ITS NAME. XD

I love how adorably protective of everyone he is. SO CUUUUTE. AND NAKAMARU, I LOVE YOU, SO STOP BEING A BASTARD TO MASSU, OK?

[peroxidepest17]

ROTFL He's not being a bastard! He's probably RIGHT. LOL Just looking out for Massu's best interests. It's just...NewS is retarded. XD

[gothicauthor]

...Oh, Shige. XD XD XD You are such win.

4. Shige’s Member-ai is Left-handed Compliments

Should that be "back-handed compliments"? o.O Or maybe that's just an American phrasing...? >.<

Gothic Author

[peroxidepest17]

I don't know, I always heard my dad say left-handed compliments... but then again my dad is from Malaysia so it might just be him. IT MAKES SENSE THO?

Here we go:

http://www.bartleby.com/59/4/lefthandedco.html

[gothicauthor]

o.O Strange! I've never heard it that way before! Although it's probably one of those "soda" vs. "pop" vs. "coke" things. XD

At first, I thought it was literal, though, since Shige is left-handed. My first impression was something like, "Eh? Shige's member ai is promoting left-handed superiority?" XD XD XD XD XD [is a r-tard]

Gothic Author

[mariegina]

YOU'RE HALF MALAYSIAN?!