One Piece/Bleach- "If This is Really Your Greatest Rival You Clearly Do Not Deserve Any Pie"

[peroxide_fic]

I'M SORRY THIS IS SO BAD.

Title: If This is Really Your Greatest Rival You Clearly Do Not Deserve Any Pie
Universe: Bleach/One Piece
Theme/Topic: Zoro and Sanji meet Ichigo
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, Ichigo, Kenpachi, Rukia
Warnings/Spoilers: Just for the stupid, I’d imagine.
Word Count: 1,403
Summary: Follow-up of

Comments

[stardarkangel]

zomg it's this universe *squeeeeeeeeeeeee*

*cough*

Twas brilliant, I could just see the crack play out.

So glad you're writing any mixture of OP and Bleach again =)

[peroxidepest17]

Apparently people still like to request it, I guess! That's kind of nice. LOL and kind of hard at the same time. XD

[silverharmony]

AHAHAHA WIN. XD Never liked crossovers, but this fic is an exception. Thanks for sharing :D

*Can't decide whether to use one of my OP icons or one of my Bleach icons* Oh wait, you've got a ZoSan icon. I'll use mine too. XD

♥

[peroxidepest17]

It was a tough decision for me too. But I thought my ZoSan one was more fitting. XD

[alita_b_angel]

\o/

WAAAAAIIIIIIIII ♥ MY DAY IS OFFICIALLY MADE. YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, MY STAR IN MY SKY, THE CHERRY ON MY SUNDAE, THE FRILL ON MY APRON, THE CHOCOLATE FILLING IN MY DONUT-

*makes grand hand gestures*

“Aw, you jealous, baby?” He grins.

I *heart* Kenpachi so much, even more so the beautiful rivalry that is Zoro and Kenpachi's BFFness. Zoro's right, Ichigo IS a complete pansy, Sanji has a special order of Strawberry Shortcake sent to Ichigo as a way of painfully punny, yet delicious torture every other weekend courtesy of Rukia. And any man who eats the strawberry shortcake must be a pansy. Sanji makes little strawberry butterflies in the cream, Zoro's SEEN it.

"I think I know why you like the aho-chef’s fruity-fruity choco cake so much now"

*cough* I would make a joke about Zoro's taste in the aho-chef's fruity fruity choco-cock, but it would be in poor taste. :DD

How BIG is this cafeteria? Kenpachi and Zoro would total anything less than a football stadium honestly... unless they're fighting with plastic cutlery.

[peroxidepest17]

I would imagine that cafeteria is KIND OF HUGE since all the shinigami have to eat there sooner or later. I also imagine that there's a lot of open floor space for dance parties to break out at random as is the PIRATE TRADITION. Shinigami conga lines, my friend. Shinigami conga lines.

AND UNDER THE APRONS THERE IS PROBABLY MATCHING UNDERWEAR? Coordination is important.

[key_revolution]

*Blissful happy moan*

Nyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I'm always happy just seeing you writing in the fandom's I know again, because, damn you, it ALWAYS ENDS UP GOOD LIKE THIS.

[peroxidepest17]

YOU SHOULD JOIN ME IN J-POP FANDOM. THEN IT WILL ALWAYS BE FANDOMS YOU KNOW.

C'MON DO IT.

THEY ARE SO CUTE.

[key_revolution]

GIVE ME LINKS AND I'LL CONSIDER IT

[peroxidepest17]

Cross dressing

[cheloya]

*DYING* "You shut the hell up, that cake is fucking delicious," may be the best thing I have EVER READ coming out of Zaraki's mouth. XDDDD

And Rukia. Clearly, he did not understand how delicious this pie was. ♥ ♥ Sanji would be delighted to have her in and around his kitchen. XD

[peroxidepest17]

Rukia is clearly the winner in this story. XD