My Boss My Hero- "Sakaki Makio Takes a Wife"

[peroxide_fic]

Title: Sakaki Makio Takes a Wife
Universe: My Boss, My Hero
Theme/Topic: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Character/Pairing/s: MakioxJun, Kuroi, Mikio
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers for the end of the series. Kind of. >>
Word Count: 3,191
Summary: The gang pressures Makio to marry. He’s got other ideas. Unfortunately.
Dedication: tomomichi- I got to talking about why MBMH

Comments

[sw_inku]

"And looking at the pretty college student like that, Mikio truly felt that his big brother was really very lucky to have found himself such a sharp you g man who"

That should be young right? XD

Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD STOP SENDING ME YOUTUBE LINKS! That last one was like west side story but with out women and more pimp coats! TERRIBLE!

GAWD THOUGH I LOVE YOU! SPARKLE!
poor kazu! XD
I love your jun! <3

[peroxidepest17]

YEAH I DID MEAN THAT ACTUALLY DUR. LOL

Also I CAN'T HELP IT I KEEP FINDING NEW ONES. And you know the dance off was HYSTERICALLY FUNNY, don't even try to deny it. It was so...charged. LOL It was like NewS was doing mating dances and trying to lure those Kat-tun whores into their beds with their young, nubile bodies. and then subsequently tie them up and show them who the real semes are I guess. XD

JUN IS FUN. XD

[sazabe]

i suppose it's wayyyyy too late to say this, but..... YOU'RE DOOMED!!!! THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF THE JE TRAP!!!!! this just makes it worse because you're more of a pusher than me and ann combined!!! what have they done to us????? we're all doomed!!!! our entire group is going to be addicted to JE >_< by the way..... would you like a copy of some news concerts/videos i have?????? *cough cough cough* or kat-tun on a pirate ship dressed as shiny pink, gay pirates???????

[peroxidepest17]

I ALREADY GOT JOANNE INTO IT.

YEAH WE'RE PROBABLY IN TROUBLE.

...ALSO SURE. YES PLZ. YAY. OH GOD CONCERTS.

I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.

[cheloya]

I think I died eight times of laughter reading this, and I just want you to know that you are wonderful - also god - and I love you and I never, ever want you to stop writing things.

[peroxidepest17]

MBMH Just kind of lends itself to stupidity like mine, I think. Haha it is always lots and lots of fun to write. XD YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME.

/subtle

[alita_b_angel]

EVERYONE IS PEDO FOR TEGO.

I can practically SEE some of those Yakuza bosses picturing him in that school girl outfit. Or possibly, in that traditional Japanese 'wife' costme complete with apron, tiny shorts and some kind of bonnet head gear.

A wedding dress would suit him a frightening amount. :D

"“The hell’re we at the Boss’s house?” one area leader by the name of Ueda asked gruffly" *giggles manically imagining UEDA from KATTUN in that house.* The crack. It burns.

That Kattun vs News video made me laugh and laugh. The BREAK DANCE FIGHTING. Yamapi and Jin trying to be all HARDCORE except I can see them all grin when they're not front and centre. Junno letting Tego punch him. D'awwwww. He'ssosmall. Jpop concerts are the greatest.

[peroxidepest17]

I LIKED THE FLYING BITS TOO LOLZ. GOD.

And the fact that you know after they jumped down into the pit it was a big orgy of clothes ripping and dry humping and NEWS WERE THE SEMES.

XD

[alita_b_angel]

Or they gathered around Tego and went for a good old fashioned round of bukkake.

[peroxide_fic]

If it's bukkake Jin's the one they're gonna gather around, I think. HE IS ALWAYS LOOKING HUNGRY FOR SOME MAN JUICE.

Tego is the one they throw over the nearest flat surface and drill hard 'cuz they like the way he sounds when he whimpers. XD

[dakarasuki97]

Heee hee not even Yakuza bosses can resist Sakuranantoka's prettiness. haha

I seriously couldn't breathe when I read about them standing up to defend his honor. Thanks so much for writing this.

[peroxidepest17]

Glad you liked it!