The Methane Emerges

[peristaltor]

Remember that scary scenario I recently mentioned, the one about the world's atmosphere changing rapidly for the worse should global greenhouse effects run too rampant? On that note, this article should help the constipated make their desired releases:

In the past few days, the researchers have seen areas of sea foaming with gas bubbling up

Comments

[l33tminion]

This is the sort of thing that keeps me up at night.

[alobar]

This sure seems a lot more dangerous than cow fats and cow burps which some vegans used to attempt to get me to stop eating beef.

[peristaltor]

Yeah, that whole cow fart argument always got under my skin. After all, we don't eat grass. If the grass is left to grow and die, it will become food for something, or perhaps just rot anarobically (sp?). Won't that rot cause more methane release than the cow? After all, the cow will extract energy from the digestion to grow and move, energy that would otherwise go into rotting methane releases.

The only way this works; to not let cows breed. Considering how many of these vegans love the religions of India, where cows simply roam unchecked -- the mind boggles.

Grumble grumble grumble. . . .

[atlasimpure]

Yay! I love me some 'Geddon.

[peristaltor]

A quick explosion followed by a quick death wouldn't be so bad. The more I look at this thing, though, the more I see Suck a Bit More each year, leading to life just continuing to suck evermore without respite.

That would suck.

[atlasimpure]

One way or the other, I'm livin out all my post-apocolyptic fantasies!