Pickup Lines.

[perfectrequiem]

Leave a comment with your best pick up line cause it'll make me laugh.

Comments

[anonymous]

ashes to ashes , dust to dust , if it wernt for women , my thing would rust !!

-that kid matt haha

Haha I found a new one for you!

[isshenotright]

Well besides, "Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your ass is outta this world!"

Okay haha,
Man- Have you ever kissed a rabbit inbetween the ears?
Girl- Nope.
Man- (Gets up, and pulls his pockets inside out to resemble the ears of a rabbit) Want to?

Haha, well I thought it was great.

[__the_nelson__]

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

love,
nelson