If you could meet any famous personality, living or dead, and smack them in the head with a large tr

[percyweasley]

What an outrageous notion, to hit someone with a fish! A simple tripping charm or my sister Ginny’s speciality, a bat-bogey hex would be far more effective means of humiliating someone than hitting them with a fish. Honestly, that sounds incredibly disrespectful. I would have to be so exasperated with the behaviour of someone that the mere sight of

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[hannahdiana]

Did you know, if I had a trout, I'd give it to Ron, or Ginny, so they could smack you with it! They'd love to!

[percyweasley]

I beg your pardon?

[hannahdiana]

I said that they'd love to smack you with a trout, and that you'd deserve it!

[percyweasley]

Gracious! Why ever would they wish to smack me with a trout?