PMR reads BDB
Well, you'll be happy to know that on the Easter holidays, while the kids were interrupting me, I couldn't do any higher thinking. So I read the first book of the Black Dagger Brotherhood. And since Thyra likes to spread her pain about, I figured I'd do some funny insights about what I learned from this book, and about SVM in the process. I'm not ( Read more... )
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A couple of my close online friends have read them, so now I know what they've complained about. Lol. :D
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Cheers.
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As for TV, well I had to endure the Playstation3 being plugged into the TV, and if I didn't want to throw up (thanks to first person shooters) then I had to look elsewhere.
The misogyny is pretty bad. I mean, which side to choose? The now sexually non-functional rapists who murder, or the killing brothers who rape? It was such a toss up who to give my love to! Or it could be the women who rave on and on about how freaking wonderful the men are.
Although, when I informed Mr. Minty of the names yesterday (we Wikipedia'd it) he suggested "Creehpy", "Shcary", "Misoghyny" and other fun and cool names. :D
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The stoopid "h" in.every.freakin.name.
I cant.
<3
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I'd heard so many people go on about how HAWT these dudes were meant to be, and I just couldn't cope with the hawtness. I don't particularly want to read porn - I want a story, so I avoided like the plague.
Your diagrams though... thank you! My computer screen needed a clean, which it has now had after I spat the water I was drinking all over it.
All I'm left to say is...
OMG! HAWT! Can't wait for the next chapter!
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To be honest, there was less porn than I was expecting, but it was all that sort of lady porn - you know, about how the orgasms he has are wonderful, and she's mostly a hole to masturbate into. Much like the permaboner list, but not quite so consistently gross - it vagued it up quite a few times.
*WARNING: PMR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGED MONITORS DUE TO SPITTAKES, OR DAMAGED KEYBOARDS DUE TO UNCONTROLLED RAGE. NOT LIMITED TO WHETHER YOU'RE ANGRY AT PMR OR ANGRY AT WHAT'S BEEN POINTED OUT.*
No next chapter. I've been a good girl all year. I don't deserve that kind of Torhment or Torhture (both character names in this piece of dross).
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It's so sad that so many women DO seem to just want to be a glorious hole. I was looking at Kate Middleton as was in the paper the other day and thinking how sad it is that a promising young woman has been manufactured into a glorified baby making clothes horse by both the media and Clarence House.
I didn't mean a next chapter of BDB, I meant a next chapter of PMR ramblings... I wouldn't inflict the pain of another BDB book on my worst enemy! (well... Maybe if that person was a literary buff and I REALLY didn't like them...)
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It's kinda sickening that that's her sole purpose in life. It seems pretty damn antiquated, and I can't believe they still do all those tests on virginity. Yuck.
Oh, well that should be out relatively soon. We've only got a few days to go. EXCITING! And recommending something like BDB to anyone like that may result in a death (yours or theirs). Twilight still has it beat. BDB grammar is good, whereas Twilight has the cardboard cut out *and* bad grammar.
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I’m 5’6.5” (I hear you on that half inch!) to Mr. MNM’s 6.’ I have no trouble reaching his lips, but I don’t know how the hell I’d get in his face and surprise him without bumping heads or noses. And these vampires don’t sound like finessing sports, what with those massive shoulders and parkour tendencies (lol!)…so…not good for surprise kissing unless you’re quick with the dodge on your flipper feet.
Hyperbole orgasm just makes me giggle. That’s why I love Sookie’s irreverence in the bedroom. I’d much rather try to imagine what gave her that cramped thigh than read about them floating off the bed, shutting down the electrical grid, or interfering w/ other folks going about their daily life. (That’s just rude.) And how do you top it? It gets ridiculous-er and ridiculous-er.
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Half an inch - or even your whole inch - makes all the difference. I am envious of your increased height. But yeah - with these guys, they'd be liable to smash your face in.
Man, I have been wondering about the whole cramped thigh thing for ages. Lol. And I read someone once give CH a good laugh because they were speculating when Eric and Sookie had sex in DAG, I think, and Eric speaks in a foreign language that he was saying "I have a cramp in my leg". Lol.
They do get ridiculouser and even more ludicrous. Some of the extent that they go to is silly. I've read about the roars and screams fine, but when they start to effect the physical world merely from their orgasm? Lol.
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Whe shoulhd reahlly ahdd extrha ahight's tho ehevery whord. That was extremely hard to type and nigh on incomprehensible. And since I just watched "The Dictator", she should totally try a new character called "Mhaximum Occupahncy" or something like that.
Well, most of these rheaders wail that they don't want rheal lihfe. They want the fantasy. I can't think of anything more boring myself. I'm sure I could have a perfect life in a perfect world, but then that just makes me more dissatisfied with my real life.
Just make sure you go back and watch people losing their freaking minds, after you've read the book. :D If you like heap-big internet drama, it's spinning out of control. :D
Clearly lhaugh is the superior spelling *and* character. Although he probably should be called Rhape With Mhanic Ghrin and Lhaugh.
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