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pepperminttears

This changed my life.

Feb 01, 2007 18:15

The music of Jurassic Park opened my heart. It changed my life ( Read more... )

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anonymous February 1 2007, 23:27:41 UTC

To Mom and Dad

Flowers are orange.
Daffodils are white.
You are nicer
Then lace on a kite.
Love Chris

anonymous February 2 2007, 03:40:04 UTC

Hipster girl: If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Hipster bartender: Lord of the Rings.
Hipster girl: Okay, seriously -- this is a safe place, there's no judgment here, but you're fucking retarded.

--Enid's Bar

pepperminttears February 2 2007, 04:10:05 UTC

hey, faggot, they're not gay... they're hobbits

anonymous February 2 2007, 04:50:35 UTC

Jeff Goldblum is bringing sexy back

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For What It's Worth: It's Not Cheating If It's in the Dark glimmerz February 2 2007, 19:47:50 UTC

Woman: But I thought you said it was okay if we slept with other people?
Man: No, I didn't! Why the fuck would I say that?
Woman: Wasn't that you? I guess not.

--Grand Central

It's Not Like I Talked About Her Behind Her Back... Before glimmerz February 2 2007, 19:50:38 UTC

Hipster Chick: So she's the heiress to like-Kmart or some shit?-and she can't afford to buy us all drinks? Fuck her!

--D train

You Left Her Stuck with That Damned "Q" glimmerz February 2 2007, 19:57:14 UTC

Lesbian: Whatever, we can break up, I don't care. You were only good for sex and Scrabble. The sex wasn't even good and I can play Scrabble online.

--6 train

Oh, Sorry, Were You Having a Private Moment? anonymous February 2 2007, 23:48:11 UTC

Girl #1: I can't believe you just felt me up!
Girl #2: I can't believe you just pulled my shirt off!

Two guys nearby whip their heads around to look.

Girls: What are you looking at?!

--2nd St & Ave A

Overheard by: We all did

Re: Oh, Sorry, Were You Having a Private Moment? anonymous February 2 2007, 23:51:36 UTC

Jerk in back row: Paul McCartney should have stopped after the Beatles. I mean, what the fuck else good did he do after that? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. He couldn't go from point A to point B. What's the shortest distance from A to B, again? Like, the hypotenuse of a triangle? He never found the hypotenuse without Lennon.
Annoyed man in front of him: Dude, the hypotenuse is the longest side. Now shut the fuck up.
Annoyed man's girlfriend: That was so hot.

--Carnegie Hall

anonymous February 5 2007, 00:36:12 UTC

Professor pointing at a slide of Andy Warhol's Elvis and one of a giant mountain: Can anyone tell me what the similarities and differences of these two images are?
Student #1: The Warhol print is completely commercial, while the mountain is very natural.
Professor: Yes, that's one way to see them. Anyone else?
Student #2: One's a big rock, and one's the king of rock.
Professor: I think we can all go home now.

And Those Men Make Fine Role Models for Your Son anonymous February 5 2007, 03:19:33 UTC

Tourist boy: Daddy, I hate Ground Zero. Can't we go?
Tourist dad: Well, the terrorists hated it too, but they came here.

-Ground Zero